dec 29th park silly

Literature will follow

x mas...because it seems like everyones to lazy to write Christmas

As if being alone in Utah for CHRISTmas wasnt bad enough...jolly ol st nick took one of my only friends away...
RIP loved ones

Only The Good Die Young ( R.I.P JD dec 14th-dec 22nd)

AND THEN THERE WAS 1;
December 22nd 2008...a day in wich we will live in infamy.... I dont know what that means but it was said about the attack on pearl harbor and has abosoluly nothing to do about my blog. Anyways this morning I woke up peered over at my fishbowl and only saw Bergy swimming around....I knew that sometime while i slept the man up stairs came and took JD's soul. So R.I.P JD aka jeffery dahmer...you were dope like weed in rope... but seriously i miss thee

to be honest there was no man upstairs coming to get young fishy away from his missery...matter of fact you guessed it...i wrote a book on People that shouldnt own pets it goes like this:

People that shouldnt own pets By Ben Walters:
Sean Kaldhusdal Shouldnt own a dog...much less a GIGAPET...The End

Ok so I figured I got the fish while sean was gone in COlorado but the day he came back JD met his demise: I 100% scratch that...237% blame it on sean..for I was sitting in my room and sean thot it would be a good idea to throw a Film Cartridge into the bowl...for no reason...i mean thats cool right? right? WRONG MOTHER FUCKER your stupidity cost a life...just wait till you get a dog and that thing mysteriously ends up on a BBQ or better yet a deep Fryer...
my angers getting the best of me cause Sean stole the shower knowing i had to leave for work in a matter of minutes...and he had to leave for---------------------------------

Bah just a great way to start off the morning....

eems

I was only 6 years old when i cried my first tear, I claimed straight edge so much that i protested beer: But when the time came for me...to finally be kissed, I instead ran into the bathroom and cut both of my wrists: Put on eye-liner on my eyes to block out the sun, This is when my life as an EMO had finally begun: I only cut the lawn not for the beauty it brings, I simply cut the lawn cause I enjoy CUTTING things: I bought my first Simple Plan CD and never looked back, Some may call me the gangster of emo cause i dress Black on Black: Anti conformist cause i dare to be me, Anti life wich is why im hangin from this tree: Dear lucifer please save me for all the damage that they did, the life of a hoodrat...rat fuq EMO KID

bling Bling

Como estas...me almo Ben-ha-meeeeen. translation: Wsup hoodrats?

Things to cure lonelyness in utah:
#1..Go Out....
its funny i actually wrote a book about goin out..it goes like this

Goin Out: By Ben Walters

Na NA na NA nAW.....the end.

#2..Snowboard
If you read my last thread im tryin to get my snowboard on..but well i dunno work too much so im lucky if I go once a week.

#3: Buy gold fish

Guess what...I bought gold fish. It was kind of weird..the whole concept of buying life. Then i realized wow 15 cents per fish..like who can put a price on life..especially only 15 cents. I tell you what..when the day comes where im only worth 15 cents..pull the plug..ya dig?
Back to the story..so I got bored a while back and was like "damn b..u should get somethin to keep you entertained" so as i was wondering the isles of the super wal mart A light when off in my head. As I approached the fish section my mind was already made.
The devil on my right shoulder had a devious idea. I was to buy 2 beta fish ( aka fighting fish) and put them in the tank together and have them duke it out til the death. Then i would let the survivor live for 2 weeks til i bought another beta fish..basically its The Ultimate Fighter meets...Survivor. (copywritten so..dont copy me...."missy elliot") but anyways I got to thinkin that was a mean idea...so i shut it down.
The angel on my left shoulder was like " get 2 gold fish...pronto!"...so i did and off the record one it like a burnt brown..his/her name is Bergy...named after this jelly fish i know:

that was bergy in all its glory just creepin in the new fish tank scopin the crib
The other fish I got is cliche..its a GOLD gold fish...you know wat i sayin? This S.O.B. hasnt stopped eating since i put in it its new bowl..At first i was gonna call it HaBeeb..cause he has a big dot on its forhead..but then i noticed its eating habits and decided on J.D
Now J.D doesnt stand for Jack Daniels or Jurmaine Dupri...it stands for Jeffrey Dahmer cause straight up..he eats and eats and im hoping hes a killer too..not that i want bergy to pass on..but if the shoe fits. here is JD..CREEPIN:
looks mean huh?
Anyways as i peer up and notice that both these fish are alive i feel blessed. Stoked on my new friends and all that. It is unfortunate that the life expectancy of a GF ( gold fish) is like 5-7 days if they make it home safe from the car ride. I read somewhere that they can live up too 8 years.. I know that cause tristan had one named waffles that lived way to long..lets just say we had some good eating on the night of july 7th..2003. yea dig. Kepp checkin cause i dont know how long these bastards are gonna live..peace out from B Walt, Bergy, And JD

shecks

Aight so I used to be somewhat of a hater on Sheckler before his show even aired cause we all know that people only like to hate the best or at least people better than them. Anyways saw his show or at least the 2nd season and whatever drama's here dramas there dramas everywhere. Everyones life is different and everyone reacts dif ways in certain situations. Anyways a lot of magazines like transworld, slap, the skateboard mag had interviews with Ryan Sheckler and for the most part they just asked questions on why hes so hated. The more I read the more I realized that basically people hate on him cause hes good at what he does. Imagine you start off working as a secretary ..you're doing sooo good that they bump you up in position which gets you more money...after years of doing so well before you know it..you're CEO. That's the way i see it... Shecks is doing so good that just about everyone is throwing money at him..you can hate cause he skates for red bull you can laugh cause he rides for dermalogica.. but Fuq it he backs everything up with how he skates:

lagging

Word...So i know I'm always lagging on this blog stuff but i have an excuse this time.I've been in Utah since mid August and all that i can say Ive done is go to work and simply sit around and do nothing. Now its early December and most of the nearby resorts have opened up. For a while I was goin to get a brighton pass but things fell through so I ended up maxing out my credit card (not really) and sprung for a Park City pass...which was a good idea.

I messed up my hair really nice for this photo and stuck out my tongue but the nazi's behind the camera said Uh UHHHH. which never made sense to me, i mean damn...has life really become this serious where I can't take a funny picture..shit.
Speaking of pictures I recently watched a episode of Epicly Later'd on vbs.tv on skateboarder Jerry Hsu. In this he explains his fascination of old cameras and how he collects ones from thrift stores. I was also lookin through The Skateboard Mag and they had a whole article on how old cameras are making a comeback and how more and more people are making mini movies with simple point and shoot digital cameras. The article was most interesting when they explained the raw art of Plastic cameras like Holgas and plastic lenses. If you know enough about these cameras the pictures u take can be amazing.

The cool thing about these cameras is that they all have different flaws in them that make the pictures more unique. Blah Blah Blah anyways I've always been into pictures and video and have a few cameras myself, so recently I have been frequenting a local thrift store called Desert Industries keeping my eyes pealed for cool weird cameras and today i found one.

This beauty was only $3.00 and was in the original box..once i get some film and take some fotos i shall post em on the blog for your enjoyment.
I then got to thinking why I chose to be behind the lens rather than be in front.. It must have had to do with my hideous face or maybe it just gave me something to do. I started filming skateboarding and snowboarding and randoms here and there before anything which worked out cause i was always better filming than i was at snowboarding/ skateboarding. When i was i dunno maybe like 15 I bought a Canon GL2 ( shoulda got the VX) video camera to capture video...some say a pictures worth a thousand words...and well videos is 32 frames per second..you do the math.

After taking a few film classes i became bored with video and started exploring the art of pictures. My mom had a Old 35mm Canon AE-1 which she let me inherit for a 35mm camera class i took back in cali cali.

A lot of people will argue that digital is better than film and vice verse...both are good, but to claim photography everyone should at least take a 35mm camera class which is what i did before I took digi classes. Photo shop is also good to have in ur bag of triqs

anyways Picasso paints pictures Jeffery Dahmer kills people and i...well i dunno i take fotos and film mini shred...get yo artsy on and ride ur fixie to the nearest photo developer.

funizzle

call at her all

Sean got mad at me cause I posted that video of the creepy girl tap dancing...said it was immoral and mean not to respect someone whos on there outs.......sorry?

heres my resp to shaun white and its dialogue from the movie Collateral:

Vincent: Max, six billion people on the planet, you're getting bent out of shape cause of one fat guy.
Max: Well, who was he?
Vincent: What do you care? Have you ever heard of Rwanda?
Max: Yes, I know Rwanda.
Vincent: Well, tens of thousands killed before sundown. Nobody's killed people that fast since Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Did you bat an eye, Max?
Max: What?
Vincent: Did you join Amnesty International, Oxfam, Save the Whales, Greenpeace, or something? No. I off one fat Angelino and you throw a hissy fit.
Max: Man, I don't know any Rwandans.
Vincent: You don't know the guy in the trunk, either.

Low Life

If I am writing this that means i didnt die from the hobo bite...but I am not out of the woods yet...cause i still have a lump on my arm.. FUCK IT THO!....On a more happy note gas prices Gas Prices GAS PRICES! are dropping fast so get it while its hot. Utah has hecka hella good gas prices and its actually 40 cents cheepah then when I started back in 1986..pick up stix... here's prooph:

and heres how much it cost's to fill up from fumes:

hurry up and stock up on gasolina before OPEC reduces production on oil and were phucked again...peace

Sean-Lyfe

Word so I was sittin in my chilly domicile and was thinkin to myself what i should write about..and since sean likes to talk so much shit on me i called his mom and had her send me a tape of his younger days when he used to dance...anyways here it is....enjoi

Araknaph-uchyoubitch

Word...so a few weeks ago I was bit by a bug...no big deal right...only this bit made was the size of a half dollar and felt like a puffy bruise.....oh well u know ive been bit by worse things...RAWR...anyways one night sean and i were sitting on my bed...do i even need to say it?...i will.. NO HOMO! and from what i believe the bug aka FUCKINBatGuano came running across my sheets. Sean ov course jumped up and ran away like a lil girl and since im an ex MMA trainer i landed a few death blows and elbows....long story short...the fucker died. Anyways i got bit again....this time on the arm...

i imediatly knew that FUCKINbatguano must have summoned his friends from the grave to give there vendetta on my tasty arm...a plan that was deemed sucessful. But i will always get the last laugh. I got out of the shower today sat down on my bed...and had a hefty spider run up my arm..turn around then ran across my pants... Needless to say I caught the beast in a cup while it prepaired for its demise. Plan A was spray computer cleaner spray into the cup then light it on fire.. well the plan didnt work cause we all know flames and heat rise so they left the cup in a matter of seconds and the spider at the bottom along with it. Plan B wich is the best plan of all.... SoAK the bitch ass trick in RAID while BLake lewis called PETA on me...then light it on fire...cause we all know fire is the worst form of death... plan b worked....the lil spidey that could chu chu'd his way to spider hell while crackling and screeeching. leonitus once said " THIS IS SPARTAAA!"......my resp to spider incident was " THIS IS FUPA!" now i dont know what that means but i wanted to add a quote so that was it.
in the bottom lower zone of the cup u can see the skelleton of what i now know is called a HOBO spider.

Oh and hes a fun fact now i got this from the worst source possible wich is sean..but he said someone told him that these spiders can be more poisoness than black widows....wich freaked me out.. not cause of the rare intellegence that came out of seans mouth but the fact that i could really be fuq'd.
here is a picture of the hobo spider:

Upon further investigation I was reading stories of people that have been bit by the same spider and they say if not treated it could cause permanent skin tissue death....great!...heres a pic of someone that musta been bit by the queen bee...or shall i say hobo spider:

What should I do if I get bit?
Consult a physician. In extreme cases where the bite was not taken care of early, skin graft, amputation, and the possibility of bone marrow failure may occur.
yea right Bill...its nothing a few Keystones cant handle..Right D?
peace out and if i die..tell ur friends i died doing something hero-ic i will not let my legacy be " the man who died from a spider bite"
off to hell...peace!

space exploration

keep the dream alive

video from the otha night and shred

Word so I woke up and put on my blue suede shoes loaded up the protege5 and proceeded norph to brighton resort with my homo no homo roomate sean. It was a fun day of freeriding wich by the way hows it called freeriding if im paying $45 scrills to ride 3 runs with 3 lifts..whatever heres some fotos and there will be a vid at the bottom...ciao!

first chair ride of the season for me at least...this was seans 10th time...but thats what happens when you ride the shortbus:

here is sean rock droppin? sorry comp went gay didnt post big foto:

sean again:

and a nose pic to end the day..enjoy the video

techno-locigal advancement

roses are red
violets are blue
If your looking at me
then whos looking at you,
a behind the screen creeper eyes locked on your face
He knows ur password to facebook and is logged into YOUR myspace
He stole your information and has video from last night
The worst part about it is that hes never in sight
You will never seen mr Hacker but he always sees you
In this type of situation whats a person to do?
Some empires will rise while many will fall
His name aka Mr Kaldhusdal

here are some examples of comp-creeping but dont worry everyone knew they was bein watched:
kirk got me no homo:

i got chase in nether never nether lands and van-illa in SF:

this fotos actually funny.. Its kirk and i when we were like 12 both on rollerblades in kirks backyard..anyways whats funny is you know the pictures that are posted in the back of school year-books with say a portrait of you and it says " dear amy...your the best daughter ever..have fun being a hoodrat" or whatever...well this was posted in my senior year book and it said "kirk and ben...blah blah blah keep having fun" or something like that..thanks parents..as if i didnt have it bad enough:( jk i think its funny)

got these lovely ladies after some sweet talk and what looks to have been a creepy joke..dunno why there laughing:


Woord up home slizzles and b grizzles? Ive been lagging on this ish lately big time...anyways ive been up to the same ol shit of work and doing nothing...But tomarrow im goin to Brighton to shred some ice for $45..lucky me...but f it...i needa get out and start smiling again.
Anyways last night we went to watch superstar Blake Nyman sign autographs for the lucky people of Salt Lake City...lets just say hes like the Justin Timberlake of the ski community....there were crowds of girls flocking to his table lookin for pictures with him and ov course autographs.....ill paraphrase something he wrote on some young philly's poster " kill your neighbors dog..and blame it on slayer" touche BLN toucheeee
Oh word so yea.. we ( shake-n-blake, Sean, Bryan, and I) went and had a guys night out.....(no homo..come on what do u take me for) anywizzle we went to benihanas and got some damn good food and headache giving saki but F it cause to quote a brilliant man by the name of Dave Chappelle " Its a celebration bitch's"...didnt snap any fotos of the onion volcano just cause i didnt want to be clich'e matter of fact didnt take any pictures at b-hanas cause i was in-tuned to some emo fuck spilling his guts to his friends about how hes the champ at beer pong wich off the record...no ones the champ...there.....i said it...anyways this guy was prolly bout 20 with a 13 year olds voice. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK off bitch bah!
Oh back to b hanas bottom line it was good Bryan is the shit and picked up the bill in return for me pickin up his 007 movie ticket wich by the way...is only cool to people who ski 185 hellbents and lose fones like its there job. um in short saki hurt my head...movie was ok but i wont admit that um the actress Olga Kurylenko mucho hottt...fun night it slc for sure..heres some real ish documentation....cause im not an aspiring writer our bloody journo...

here is Blake. Where? running off a wall. Why? Cause he can

here is fun boys shaun and blayke runnig off some more walls

here is sean white...sorry.. um he actually just got jumped into the bloods i mean c mon black and red lumberjack with a iced out nine and bandana around his face so the PO dont know who shot dey daughter...hes lucky i didnt wear my blue L-jack or we woulda had some type of turf war;

My bad i just realized all my pics were shot on huge format so bare with the small fotos: Here's blake and bryan gaming away..wich is something i've never ever ever seen them do before:

here again is blake and sean...seans tryin to out-do blakes blast...and blake tried to out-do mine...bottom like like the old saying goes " the early bird gets the worm" but in this case " the dope weight lifting champ of slc gets the biggest whack" no homo:

this shot was taken right before we left " A pedaphiles Dream" to see double 0' ma gawd this movie sucks (007). In this photo blakes anal-yzing the precission of spidermans wall climbing abilities...dont get to far ahead of yourself young grasshoppa;


if ur lucky i might put a short vid of the night as well...peace out world!

funny stuff

watch this ish....hahah it starts off a lil slow but watch the faces...no QOTD today..better luck next time

QOTD( quote of the day)

I know i know..ive been lagging on the quote of the day but sean just inspired a new one...and hes actually the author of it:

" i really want to stick my dick in a dolphins blow-hole"
" i bet its nice and lubricated cause waters always coming out of it"


DTF?

Fisrt snow slide some metal

Yo peeps..so it snowed quite a bit a few days ago, so naturally joined a crew of 2 plankers and went up the street to rail gardens.. shot and made a quik lil edit...enjoi

more than opinion

the QOTD comes from one of if not my favorite movies of all time.

"The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on the nose, the second time someone calls you a horse you call him a jerk but the third time someone calls you a horse, well then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle."

basically if one person says you're something thats just opinion...but if 2 maybe 3 people say the same thing...then its probably fact...

QOTD( quote of the day)

"i thought i was fucked and i knew i was fucked..while i was fucked"
artist.....DAVID CHOE:

wtf am i doing with my life

this is shitty but i finished it to finish it..ya dig?

Boring cold monday

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hustle and flow: Quote of the day

"There are two types of people: those that talk the talk and those that walk the walk. People who walk the walk sometimes talk the talk but most times they don't talk at all, 'cause they walkin'. Now, people who talk the talk, when it comes time for them to walk the walk, you know what they do? They talk people like me into walkin' for them."

Coby Karl

Somedays you wake up and you look outside to see sunshine and immediately there is a smile on your face. Other days you wake up to rain clouds and falling leaves. Today was one of those gloomy days..and just when i thought it couldnt get any worse...i learned that the Lakers Organization cut the only good thing goin for them other than having the best damn team on the planet...he goes by the name of Coby Karl

Dear Coby: I love you...the END
Speaking of Coby...my boy KOBE BRYANT is the shit... dont worry haters...hes better than you at basketball...hell i bet if he picked up chess he'd outplay you 10-fold....so get to talkin all ur ish on how Kobe aint shit...because if i've learned one thing in 22 years of life...its that facts out-weigh opinion ... the facts are there..KOBE owns all

Ode to the past?

My day of enlightenment started some day way back, when i was at Mtn High in Wrightwood CA (before it turned into the worst place to shred)..sitting next to a yellow box with a borrowed directional SIMS snowboard and Sorel boots. I sat there in awe watching people 50-50 and boardslide this box over and over till my toes turned purps. It wasnt til a few years later that I actually got into snowboarding. After a few days out on two planks (skis) i realized that id make the switch to snowboarding...a choice well made. My friend's and loving brothers Ben and Kirk Coughman always would take trips to mammoth in the winter and would come back with short videos that there parents had taped. I remember one clip kirk skis by the main lodge throws up a wave wearing a hat you may have seen before in the hit Disney Movie titled: Johnny Tsunami..seen here

anyways after he SKI'S by it cuts to a clip of B-Kauf (then..avid snowboarder..and reason most of us started) is carving down some snake run hits a lip and right as the music that played throughout main park peaked..Boom catches an edge and shoots out of the screen...i then realized that A...kirk smells like up-dog and B..snowboarding looks like goodtimes.
So fast forward about 2 years when i bought my first board. It was a Limited 148 with no name bindings and airwalk boots i got from B Kauf. I thot it looked sweet but of course i was made fun of cause it was a "kook-ish" and not big named board...but fuq it..i was stoked. I remember one of the first times i went was with kirk, ben, and kevin dirlam up to Snow Valley (skiridge park) to hit the slopes. Anyways i stuck to the bunny hill cause i didnt know how to carve while everyone got there slash on. After the humiliation of sucking pickle at snowboarding set in..i started goin up the crest with my mom to hone my skills while she hiked. Ok trip 2 was up to big bear where kirk, kyle castellani, and mike southerland all went up for mikes south park birthday and to hit the slopes. Built a sweet "kicker" wich by the way..i hate that word...anyways kirk and kyle hit it i think maybe i did too..once but it furthered my love for the white wave.
K if you've gotten this far into my boring rant then hold on just a lil longer...
It was a rainy fall and the snowboard hype was fast approaching... someone got ahold of Mack Dawgs Technical Difficulties:

and i was hooked...fave part was Bjorn Leines....till this day still i am amped on it.
Anywhoot that year i believe i got a Mtn High and Snow Summit pass...when summit was the shit and u had to have an Ego Trip park pass to get in...wich i had..but i never hit anything. It was the year of the Forum 8 so obviously kirk, sam, jon burnham, and I all had the new forum boards and flaunted them as if we were crips in the blood neighborhood..or something like that. The season that followed was the best season I had to date. I remember it was a icy/snowy day at mtn high when sam laurie:

and i spent hours trying some gay ass Y rail..wich ended in neither of us getting through the whole thing...
fast forward to High School years of shred and all of us were still riding together having fun..sam made a video that we played in a Seal Beach pizza joint...times were good..very good.
oh and off the record..to those who are just now getting a shred stick pick up a copy of active's snowboard video titled : ONE and :Technines Represent both were raw sweet arse videos at least in my eyes.
Its funny how so much as changed in the world of snowboarding esp clothing trends...wich i think everyone has touched in on.
you have the SLC white gang members that havent goten anything less than a A- in there honor roll classes;

and the tight pants guys as well:

bahh fuq it you know...shits always changing and never will stop...too many haters and not enough people enjoying the being an individual and doin there own shit....too each his own..one may say. So get off ur hate column's and forums...and do whatever floats ur boat...