Hayy gurl...is he everything you wanted in a man?

Sorry justin timbalakes song be running through my dome currently ( no homo).

ANyways i recently went to ma boy Dirty Deezles apt in Long beach for some good old fashioned bro-ing and maxed relaxin. Only problem is that when i got there...D-ray went from life experiencer to straight up Gamer:


So after i got back from Ninja Assassin ; )....i munched some archys b-fast burrito...Which off the record...dopest dope ive ever smoked... and dirty was still gaming away...Oh well i guess
The next morning dirty and I went to the RVCA werehouse sale in costa mesa. Bahhh fuck lines..we waited in this:

which took a good 2 hrs or so to get thru.
The line was worth it tho..I had a price list i would have scanned in but d ray kept asking me for it..even tho he had one in his pocket i ended up giving him mine.
WE both came up on a trash bag each at a fraction of the price..
RVCA wars fool:


SPOILER ALERT!!!
Fuckin A thats good cake... D:Rays in his last week of College...Id like to take this time to congratulate the lil bugger on his success!! DEANS LIST BABY!!!!!!( he also wanted me to tell everyone he hasnt worn jeans with sandals ( mandals) since 04'...just in case yall was wonderin)
SO dirty bein all excited about the big day...what does he go out and buy....

a fucking backpack?.....he was so amped on it that he wore it in his apt the rest of the day..
He may have a bachelors in Political Science...but hes also got a Masters in retardation.

Im kidding d...you know i luh you...( homo)...wait what?

Oh well i figured id leave you with this...saw it while goin to sun thrift today with B-Cough...:

Now i know its a baseball player with a catcher behind him...but to the untrained eye..it looks like a man about to hit a kid with a baseball bat in the head...

food for thought i guess...PEACE!

foto scan

Im sleepin with Tiger...there...i said it:

beeq spray

Bkauf white stuff at face from ben Walters on Vimeo.

Bear attack #1

Hey there america. Ben " what the F am I doing with my life" Walters here with another fantastic product:

R.I.P Billy Mays..

Word so this sunday a few friends and I went up to Big Bear to get some early season snowboarding in. It was a dewsy...but on the drive up things almost took a rather dangerous turn.
We were tailing the worlds coolest car ( PT Cruiser) when on a turn it decided to do a 360...The best part about it was that the driver of the sweet mobile was trippin.. He was spinning the wheel every wich way. Now as we were watching this man freak out we hit the same patch of ice...and decided to do some sliding of our own...right toward douche-in the PT. WE BARELY missed clipping this guys hood. We then proceeded to BMR without further incident.

Booyah g ma! Winter came early to Big Bear along with 12 total inches in just a few days....
Sam and I started the day off right with some smooth breakfast burritos:

With the beginning of the season out came all the sports retards in their bright ass outfits:

...Its funny...I actually wrote a book on what people should wear snowboarding...it goes like this

Snowboard Fashion: By Ben Walters
Don't wear bright colors to make a statement or stand out... matter of fact..Don't snowboard at all.

THE END...

OK where was i? Oh yea we were snowboarding...umm the weather was iffy and they were blowing snow all day:

(look at how baggy the fool on the lefts pants are....) classic

Not ideal weather but we still had some good laps..here is a video of the day..CIAO:

Bear Mountain 11/29/09 from ben Walters on Vimeo.

Space Jam Garden

If i had one guess...then I guess im just new Orleans

Heyy foolios...Recently scanned some polaroids into my computer so here they be:

D-Rays kickin it jammin to some lil wayne:


Caught a snap shot of my Grandpa on Thanksgivin:


This is a picture of a rat messed up by a weak ass trap...it twitched for a minute then took off..bastard:


This was my fav ( non creepa) its a polar of my cousin Jeff and Shannons son Owen:

sup fooooool!

booyah!

Ignancy from ben Walters on Vimeo.

sign at the dotted line

saw this guy while driving thru burbank yesterday...he was maddddd good at flippin...backin his style:

sign flip from ben Walters on Vimeo.