kidding...someone told me that i need to cut out my bad language on this...and they're right...but thats not going to change...for this is a reflection of my life and how i see it. Now before i get too political on this lets get right into the same old boring stuff.
OK...so a few weeks ago i was pickin up my bro Kirk from his house...but when i called i told him i was on my motorcycle ( which i wasnt) and said to bring a helmet so we could sail my majestic hog ( that sounds bad) into the mystic. Too my surprise he exited his house wearing this old ass brink style helmet:
which was just a reflection of kirks random sence of humor..
after our man-date ( no hom0s) we headed back to his house to harass his dog bowie...who might be the coolest dog in the world currently:
only problem is that shes anti basketball...so when u try and git ur Kobe or Derrik Rose on...she steals that outa ur grips:
got down on some tramp skate session
oh wuh foool:
even that spicy italian got down:
photos at random:
WTF?
and then the day sky met night...
A few days after that i got ma chef boyardee on...in the form of biscuits and gravy..with chopped up turkey sausage in the mix...Now im not one to toot my own horn...but its was pretty damn good...super healthy too!
(that was a joke)
(whatever bro)
sry that was a.d.d at its finest...:
bahh that posted in the wrong order...should i change it.. FUCk it....It aint that important...
OK Shit son! halloween was the past weekend i was so fuckin smashed dude!...2 shots of jeager, 6 beers, 2 bong loads ( dave chappelle on how white people list what it takes for them to get drunk).. Jk
I think halloween is over rated...not to be a downer... but it really is. So in normal b walt form i planned on doing nothing for halloween.. But as has happened before i gave in. 12pm hit and i was with ben kauf and Kyle cast and we were on a mission. FOr the sake of tom cruise..this mission was not impossible. All it took was bens wallet..truck..and a lil elbow grease. Made our way on over to smart and final where ben got some goods for jello shots..
Got back to ben and aarons pad and decided to make the backyard fit for kings. I mean were talkin lights..fire pit, music, beer pong table, and a couch that we picked up off the street ( fo real..we ghetooo)...
Anyways we all went our separate ways and got dressed and when i showed up..this was what the fuck i was lookin at:
Thats right ladys and gents.. Ben Kaufmann was a abercrombie douche bag...He went on a diet for it and everything.
haha holly hell these pictures are awkward too look at in a dark room....with baby oil...and tissue..
WHAT? too far?
made this b&w in true A&f fashion:
KC showed up ready to party:
i like how hes promoting natty light...50 cents got vitamin water...kyles got natural light...what a dream!
things started getting weird..esp when no one really showed up and we had 70 jello shots, 60 beers, hard A,, and 37 lbs of that sweet sweet cheeba...
OH WHATTTT ? is that A-MON future rap/producer/ money mogul...i think soo:
more douche shots:
Ben even bought some jeans to go along with his outfit...I like the brand:
FUnny thing is that as the night got later and guests would stop in they would look at ben and not really know what he was. The one guy that asked made it weird.
GUY: hey man...so what are you?
Ben: Im a abercrombie and fitch DOUCHE model Fag
GUY: oh...OK
Not that funny i know...but what actually is funny is that the guy he said that too...is a male model...was on some TV show...i Knew it..kyle knew it...Ignant Ben didnt...SO not knowing ben just talked shit to this guy about models being gay and stupid not knowing he was talking too one....
haha oh we had a fire:
Not that cool right? Well the back-door neighboor didnt think so either. So much that he had the odascity to come out and complain at 11 pm on halloween which fell on a saturday night. The battle did not end there..
Since the fire pit couch setup was so nice, the next night we decided to hang by it and reminess about the previous nights happenings. It was Ben, Kyle, Aaron, and I..no alch just hangin. AND this MOTHER FUCKER comes outside again demanding to talk to Aaron (owner and operator of the house).
STUPID FUCKING NEIGHBOOR: "hey guys...no fire tonight..i was nice and let u have fun last night but tonights not going to happen"
( i forgot to tell you..it was 8:30pm...)
Ben; " you know what man...NO! its 8:30 were sitting by a fire...we will not go inside.. you! go inside"
and the stupid JPL fag followed orders.
What has this world come too? Im convinced that everyone just trys to make other peoples qualities of life lesser and lesser. Look at the situation again...If i cant sit with some friends talking about life hanging by a fire ( no brokeback) then wtf else are you going to take away from me..from US? i know someone out there shares my hatred for lifes regulators. Im hoping that karma is real..and when this 60yr old man realizes that his life has been a boring and meaningless...dont come to me for sympathy..good riddance..
OK woah i was gettin angry right there..aight anyways thanks too those who made hallows fun...and too anyone else who defys petty authorities...lates!
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