Bear attack #1

Hey there america. Ben " what the F am I doing with my life" Walters here with another fantastic product:

R.I.P Billy Mays..

Word so this sunday a few friends and I went up to Big Bear to get some early season snowboarding in. It was a dewsy...but on the drive up things almost took a rather dangerous turn.
We were tailing the worlds coolest car ( PT Cruiser) when on a turn it decided to do a 360...The best part about it was that the driver of the sweet mobile was trippin.. He was spinning the wheel every wich way. Now as we were watching this man freak out we hit the same patch of ice...and decided to do some sliding of our own...right toward douche-in the PT. WE BARELY missed clipping this guys hood. We then proceeded to BMR without further incident.

Booyah g ma! Winter came early to Big Bear along with 12 total inches in just a few days....
Sam and I started the day off right with some smooth breakfast burritos:

With the beginning of the season out came all the sports retards in their bright ass outfits:

...Its funny...I actually wrote a book on what people should wear snowboarding...it goes like this

Snowboard Fashion: By Ben Walters
Don't wear bright colors to make a statement or stand out... matter of fact..Don't snowboard at all.

THE END...

OK where was i? Oh yea we were snowboarding...umm the weather was iffy and they were blowing snow all day:

(look at how baggy the fool on the lefts pants are....) classic

Not ideal weather but we still had some good laps..here is a video of the day..CIAO:

Bear Mountain 11/29/09 from ben Walters on Vimeo.

Space Jam Garden

If i had one guess...then I guess im just new Orleans

Heyy foolios...Recently scanned some polaroids into my computer so here they be:

D-Rays kickin it jammin to some lil wayne:


Caught a snap shot of my Grandpa on Thanksgivin:


This is a picture of a rat messed up by a weak ass trap...it twitched for a minute then took off..bastard:


This was my fav ( non creepa) its a polar of my cousin Jeff and Shannons son Owen:

sup fooooool!

booyah!

Ignancy from ben Walters on Vimeo.

sign at the dotted line

saw this guy while driving thru burbank yesterday...he was maddddd good at flippin...backin his style:

sign flip from ben Walters on Vimeo.

oh wahhht fool

Hooolalalalaaaa

So this weekend was rather uneventful. Things still went down.
Had a lil bbq/ punch forward ( same thing as a kick back but words in dif motion ya dig) slammed some man sodas and even got down on some beer pong BRO:

Montes went pre-madonna and put gloves on cause his lil fingas were coldsies:

We then moved that shiii in-doors, cause we eventually sided with Alex and agreed that it was too cold outside:


Oh wsup Patches:


Nothin like dorritos and ranch...right wop?


At this part of the night people started getting roudy...as usual Junior thot he could take patchett and patchett thought he could take the oven...both lost:


Homie fotos:




then the night ended...
The next morning kirk Kaufmann Dun called me and said he was in town from big bear...so i told him to walk down to my casa to scope out the new moped....and scope he did:


BAHAHAH that foto..

SAm came down as well...figured hed give it a whirl:


Oh i forgot to mention..it was Kirks birthday.. HAPPY BDAY fool!
He wanted some good american heart-attack...so naturally we went over too tommys and got our clogged arteries on:


WTF is in that stuff:


And that'll doo it folks...hope u had a good weekend..PEACE

Puch me..until i get my..Satisfaction

Hey there lads and ladies...Thanks too everyone who takes the time out of their days to check out this blog...and those who sent condolences over my passing pup.

With that bein said...lets get down to bidness shall we?

OK so on a day off i had this week I woke up and scoped out Craigslist cause i've been trying to find a Moped that I could restore.
Ive been looking for a few months now and on this day I finally found what i was looking for. What I wanted was a Puch Magnum...which is a mid to late 1970's moped.


Thats a picture of the same one as mine..only that ones in damn near close to perfect condition. I would show a picture of the one that i got...but people will prolly have too much shit to talk...so i'ma just do without it.
The reason why i chose this make and model over others is cause with a little bit of money and creativity i could make it look like this:


I'm writing this as if any of u care..
Oh well so anyways My boy Patch and I want to restore some of these and then throw them in the back of the truck and drive up to SF to blast around.. I guess blast isnt the correct word. Moped stock do anywere from 25-35.. But with gearing and motor mods ive seen some go 50+ which is pretty legit. Oh and most of them get 100+ MPG...eat ur heart out Prius..

heres some pics of close ups on the bike as u can tell work will nee to be done:



I know it will be a fun little winter project...im pretty excited

Oh and i neglected to say it starts first kick...eat ur heart out bitches...something thats just under 40 years old still rollin...im out!

Calie

Dogs at times are funny creatures, but more than anything they are the most loyal beings I have ever come across. 13 years ago my dad found that in the likes of a hyper active Australian Sheppard that my mom named Calie. She was the best at keeping everyone in the house safe...so much that she wouldnt let anyone near it. Whenever id move away and it was just my mom in our house id still feel that she was safe, mostly cause she had Calie around. Above all, the way dogs act are what many Humans should aspire too. I know that if i was at home sleeping and a someone came in and whistled for me too come too them i'd gracefully decline...not dogs tho...they're there for you thick and thin...rain or shine...or any other methaphor you wish to add. With that said...Rest in peace CAL..

calie rest in peace from ben Walters on Vimeo.

happy gilmore

Hallelujah holla back.

Lets get right too it.
So yesterday (sunday) after a nice lunch Sam:


lapd-Damien:


And I:


Decided to get our Tiger Woods on over at verdugo hills golf course:


The place is small...everythings a par 3...a lil over-priced but still a good time, when ur not dodging families of 3 who think they can play soccer on a closed course..people these days....

anyways the first hole went pretty good...I landed to the left of the green. Damien a lil beyond it...but that sneaky italian decided to put a lil too much juice on the first hit..and ended up in some planters where he then had to take the ball out and proceed:

I was doing ok but like every great golfer..we sometimes unfold when we get to the putting green. Damien and Sam on the other hand seemed to have it down to an art-form:



PASS:


PASS:


FAIL:


So i guess golf is a sport that demands high level of concentration... Too bad i dont have that...D-Dawg does:


Nothing like golfing in:

Where the women are pretty and the:

tastes exactly how it says... DELICIOUS!

Some good old fashion BRO-ing took place:


ART:



SAM with that Long putt for birdie:


ART:

"thats one...small Blow for mannnnn....One....Giant blow for mankind" ( no homo)


Like sam...i also blew it on this shot: ( el no el homo)


It then became too dark to see and Sam got a lil scared..but we were on the 18th so it was alllll good.


And with the SCORE CARD IN:

That has Sam beating out High School golf team veteran Damien by 1 point...So sam claims that #1 spot...damien 2nd:

And i got last...but ima blame it on the poor economy...cause thats what people do when they fail....Im out yo!

PEECE

git some?

just in case you were wondering...baw-wit-da-baw-da bang da bang diggy diggy is still pretty sweet too say...With that being said...FUCK OFF

kidding...someone told me that i need to cut out my bad language on this...and they're right...but thats not going to change...for this is a reflection of my life and how i see it. Now before i get too political on this lets get right into the same old boring stuff.

OK...so a few weeks ago i was pickin up my bro Kirk from his house...but when i called i told him i was on my motorcycle ( which i wasnt) and said to bring a helmet so we could sail my majestic hog ( that sounds bad) into the mystic. Too my surprise he exited his house wearing this old ass brink style helmet:

which was just a reflection of kirks random sence of humor..

after our man-date ( no hom0s) we headed back to his house to harass his dog bowie...who might be the coolest dog in the world currently:

only problem is that shes anti basketball...so when u try and git ur Kobe or Derrik Rose on...she steals that outa ur grips:

got down on some tramp skate session

oh wuh foool:


even that spicy italian got down:


photos at random:


WTF?



and then the day sky met night...

A few days after that i got ma chef boyardee on...in the form of biscuits and gravy..with chopped up turkey sausage in the mix...Now im not one to toot my own horn...but its was pretty damn good...super healthy too!

(that was a joke)
(whatever bro)

sry that was a.d.d at its finest...:





bahh that posted in the wrong order...should i change it.. FUCk it....It aint that important...

OK Shit son! halloween was the past weekend i was so fuckin smashed dude!...2 shots of jeager, 6 beers, 2 bong loads ( dave chappelle on how white people list what it takes for them to get drunk).. Jk

I think halloween is over rated...not to be a downer... but it really is. So in normal b walt form i planned on doing nothing for halloween.. But as has happened before i gave in. 12pm hit and i was with ben kauf and Kyle cast and we were on a mission. FOr the sake of tom cruise..this mission was not impossible. All it took was bens wallet..truck..and a lil elbow grease. Made our way on over to smart and final where ben got some goods for jello shots..

Got back to ben and aarons pad and decided to make the backyard fit for kings. I mean were talkin lights..fire pit, music, beer pong table, and a couch that we picked up off the street ( fo real..we ghetooo)...

Anyways we all went our separate ways and got dressed and when i showed up..this was what the fuck i was lookin at:

Thats right ladys and gents.. Ben Kaufmann was a abercrombie douche bag...He went on a diet for it and everything.

haha holly hell these pictures are awkward too look at in a dark room....with baby oil...and tissue..

WHAT? too far?
made this b&w in true A&f fashion:


KC showed up ready to party:


i like how hes promoting natty light...50 cents got vitamin water...kyles got natural light...what a dream!

things started getting weird..esp when no one really showed up and we had 70 jello shots, 60 beers, hard A,, and 37 lbs of that sweet sweet cheeba...

OH WHATTTT ? is that A-MON future rap/producer/ money mogul...i think soo:

more douche shots:




Ben even bought some jeans to go along with his outfit...I like the brand:


FUnny thing is that as the night got later and guests would stop in they would look at ben and not really know what he was. The one guy that asked made it weird.

GUY: hey man...so what are you?

Ben: Im a abercrombie and fitch DOUCHE model Fag

GUY: oh...OK

Not that funny i know...but what actually is funny is that the guy he said that too...is a male model...was on some TV show...i Knew it..kyle knew it...Ignant Ben didnt...SO not knowing ben just talked shit to this guy about models being gay and stupid not knowing he was talking too one....

haha oh we had a fire:


Not that cool right? Well the back-door neighboor didnt think so either. So much that he had the odascity to come out and complain at 11 pm on halloween which fell on a saturday night. The battle did not end there..
Since the fire pit couch setup was so nice, the next night we decided to hang by it and reminess about the previous nights happenings. It was Ben, Kyle, Aaron, and I..no alch just hangin. AND this MOTHER FUCKER comes outside again demanding to talk to Aaron (owner and operator of the house).

STUPID FUCKING NEIGHBOOR: "hey guys...no fire tonight..i was nice and let u have fun last night but tonights not going to happen"

( i forgot to tell you..it was 8:30pm...)

Ben; " you know what man...NO! its 8:30 were sitting by a fire...we will not go inside.. you! go inside"

and the stupid JPL fag followed orders.

What has this world come too? Im convinced that everyone just trys to make other peoples qualities of life lesser and lesser. Look at the situation again...If i cant sit with some friends talking about life hanging by a fire ( no brokeback) then wtf else are you going to take away from me..from US? i know someone out there shares my hatred for lifes regulators. Im hoping that karma is real..and when this 60yr old man realizes that his life has been a boring and meaningless...dont come to me for sympathy..good riddance..

OK woah i was gettin angry right there..aight anyways thanks too those who made hallows fun...and too anyone else who defys petty authorities...lates!