dec 29th park silly

Literature will follow

x mas...because it seems like everyones to lazy to write Christmas

As if being alone in Utah for CHRISTmas wasnt bad enough...jolly ol st nick took one of my only friends away...
RIP loved ones

Only The Good Die Young ( R.I.P JD dec 14th-dec 22nd)

AND THEN THERE WAS 1;
December 22nd 2008...a day in wich we will live in infamy.... I dont know what that means but it was said about the attack on pearl harbor and has abosoluly nothing to do about my blog. Anyways this morning I woke up peered over at my fishbowl and only saw Bergy swimming around....I knew that sometime while i slept the man up stairs came and took JD's soul. So R.I.P JD aka jeffery dahmer...you were dope like weed in rope... but seriously i miss thee

to be honest there was no man upstairs coming to get young fishy away from his missery...matter of fact you guessed it...i wrote a book on People that shouldnt own pets it goes like this:

People that shouldnt own pets By Ben Walters:
Sean Kaldhusdal Shouldnt own a dog...much less a GIGAPET...The End

Ok so I figured I got the fish while sean was gone in COlorado but the day he came back JD met his demise: I 100% scratch that...237% blame it on sean..for I was sitting in my room and sean thot it would be a good idea to throw a Film Cartridge into the bowl...for no reason...i mean thats cool right? right? WRONG MOTHER FUCKER your stupidity cost a life...just wait till you get a dog and that thing mysteriously ends up on a BBQ or better yet a deep Fryer...
my angers getting the best of me cause Sean stole the shower knowing i had to leave for work in a matter of minutes...and he had to leave for---------------------------------

Bah just a great way to start off the morning....

eems

I was only 6 years old when i cried my first tear, I claimed straight edge so much that i protested beer: But when the time came for me...to finally be kissed, I instead ran into the bathroom and cut both of my wrists: Put on eye-liner on my eyes to block out the sun, This is when my life as an EMO had finally begun: I only cut the lawn not for the beauty it brings, I simply cut the lawn cause I enjoy CUTTING things: I bought my first Simple Plan CD and never looked back, Some may call me the gangster of emo cause i dress Black on Black: Anti conformist cause i dare to be me, Anti life wich is why im hangin from this tree: Dear lucifer please save me for all the damage that they did, the life of a hoodrat...rat fuq EMO KID

bling Bling

Como estas...me almo Ben-ha-meeeeen. translation: Wsup hoodrats?

Things to cure lonelyness in utah:
#1..Go Out....
its funny i actually wrote a book about goin out..it goes like this

Goin Out: By Ben Walters

Na NA na NA nAW.....the end.

#2..Snowboard
If you read my last thread im tryin to get my snowboard on..but well i dunno work too much so im lucky if I go once a week.

#3: Buy gold fish

Guess what...I bought gold fish. It was kind of weird..the whole concept of buying life. Then i realized wow 15 cents per fish..like who can put a price on life..especially only 15 cents. I tell you what..when the day comes where im only worth 15 cents..pull the plug..ya dig?
Back to the story..so I got bored a while back and was like "damn b..u should get somethin to keep you entertained" so as i was wondering the isles of the super wal mart A light when off in my head. As I approached the fish section my mind was already made.
The devil on my right shoulder had a devious idea. I was to buy 2 beta fish ( aka fighting fish) and put them in the tank together and have them duke it out til the death. Then i would let the survivor live for 2 weeks til i bought another beta fish..basically its The Ultimate Fighter meets...Survivor. (copywritten so..dont copy me...."missy elliot") but anyways I got to thinkin that was a mean idea...so i shut it down.
The angel on my left shoulder was like " get 2 gold fish...pronto!"...so i did and off the record one it like a burnt brown..his/her name is Bergy...named after this jelly fish i know:

that was bergy in all its glory just creepin in the new fish tank scopin the crib
The other fish I got is cliche..its a GOLD gold fish...you know wat i sayin? This S.O.B. hasnt stopped eating since i put in it its new bowl..At first i was gonna call it HaBeeb..cause he has a big dot on its forhead..but then i noticed its eating habits and decided on J.D
Now J.D doesnt stand for Jack Daniels or Jurmaine Dupri...it stands for Jeffrey Dahmer cause straight up..he eats and eats and im hoping hes a killer too..not that i want bergy to pass on..but if the shoe fits. here is JD..CREEPIN:
looks mean huh?
Anyways as i peer up and notice that both these fish are alive i feel blessed. Stoked on my new friends and all that. It is unfortunate that the life expectancy of a GF ( gold fish) is like 5-7 days if they make it home safe from the car ride. I read somewhere that they can live up too 8 years.. I know that cause tristan had one named waffles that lived way to long..lets just say we had some good eating on the night of july 7th..2003. yea dig. Kepp checkin cause i dont know how long these bastards are gonna live..peace out from B Walt, Bergy, And JD

shecks

Aight so I used to be somewhat of a hater on Sheckler before his show even aired cause we all know that people only like to hate the best or at least people better than them. Anyways saw his show or at least the 2nd season and whatever drama's here dramas there dramas everywhere. Everyones life is different and everyone reacts dif ways in certain situations. Anyways a lot of magazines like transworld, slap, the skateboard mag had interviews with Ryan Sheckler and for the most part they just asked questions on why hes so hated. The more I read the more I realized that basically people hate on him cause hes good at what he does. Imagine you start off working as a secretary ..you're doing sooo good that they bump you up in position which gets you more money...after years of doing so well before you know it..you're CEO. That's the way i see it... Shecks is doing so good that just about everyone is throwing money at him..you can hate cause he skates for red bull you can laugh cause he rides for dermalogica.. but Fuq it he backs everything up with how he skates:

lagging

Word...So i know I'm always lagging on this blog stuff but i have an excuse this time.I've been in Utah since mid August and all that i can say Ive done is go to work and simply sit around and do nothing. Now its early December and most of the nearby resorts have opened up. For a while I was goin to get a brighton pass but things fell through so I ended up maxing out my credit card (not really) and sprung for a Park City pass...which was a good idea.

I messed up my hair really nice for this photo and stuck out my tongue but the nazi's behind the camera said Uh UHHHH. which never made sense to me, i mean damn...has life really become this serious where I can't take a funny picture..shit.
Speaking of pictures I recently watched a episode of Epicly Later'd on vbs.tv on skateboarder Jerry Hsu. In this he explains his fascination of old cameras and how he collects ones from thrift stores. I was also lookin through The Skateboard Mag and they had a whole article on how old cameras are making a comeback and how more and more people are making mini movies with simple point and shoot digital cameras. The article was most interesting when they explained the raw art of Plastic cameras like Holgas and plastic lenses. If you know enough about these cameras the pictures u take can be amazing.

The cool thing about these cameras is that they all have different flaws in them that make the pictures more unique. Blah Blah Blah anyways I've always been into pictures and video and have a few cameras myself, so recently I have been frequenting a local thrift store called Desert Industries keeping my eyes pealed for cool weird cameras and today i found one.

This beauty was only $3.00 and was in the original box..once i get some film and take some fotos i shall post em on the blog for your enjoyment.
I then got to thinking why I chose to be behind the lens rather than be in front.. It must have had to do with my hideous face or maybe it just gave me something to do. I started filming skateboarding and snowboarding and randoms here and there before anything which worked out cause i was always better filming than i was at snowboarding/ skateboarding. When i was i dunno maybe like 15 I bought a Canon GL2 ( shoulda got the VX) video camera to capture video...some say a pictures worth a thousand words...and well videos is 32 frames per second..you do the math.

After taking a few film classes i became bored with video and started exploring the art of pictures. My mom had a Old 35mm Canon AE-1 which she let me inherit for a 35mm camera class i took back in cali cali.

A lot of people will argue that digital is better than film and vice verse...both are good, but to claim photography everyone should at least take a 35mm camera class which is what i did before I took digi classes. Photo shop is also good to have in ur bag of triqs

anyways Picasso paints pictures Jeffery Dahmer kills people and i...well i dunno i take fotos and film mini shred...get yo artsy on and ride ur fixie to the nearest photo developer.

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