road kill cafe

Birds chirping, Deer making an appearance, snow melting... Looks like spring is here in salt lake. One thing Ive noticed about salt Lake is that there is a grande amount of road kill. BAM!.... its 8:30 am..im on my way to hell...a.k.a. work and i notice a dead robin in our neighbors driveway. 8:35 a.m I hop on I-80 towards Lucifer's tavern (work) and zoom zoom right on over to the fast lane...cause if ur not first...you're last ( trademark Ricky bobby) anyways i get about a half mile down the road and see a dead cat...no big deal... ok so i make it to work without further incident... After about 8 hours of hanging out i hit the return road back home. to be honest i don't know what time it was but for mental picture sake ima say its around 6pm. I'm charging thru the last few turns of the 80 above my house when i notice a large hairy beast lying dead in the road...I mean were talkin maybe 300 lb size, and just when i thot to myself " i hope that's rosie odonnel" my worst fears came true. It was Bambi's mother...which doesn't make sense cause I thot that trick died in the movie...but then again its been awhile. No joke like 30 feet past rosie ( the deer) there was another dead road specimen in the shape of a black cat. All i know is that if i was an animal eager to go back out in the first days of spring id definitely think twice. Oh and i dont know if SLC has carcass cleaners like CA does but they just leave these animals laying there so that stupid people and write stupid blogs about them. Madd ignant.
With that being said Blake left to find jesus in the form of big jumps and rock drops? (that was lame) Sean cut his trip short cause hes got the

Wich i forgot to mention... some people at an older age get into hobbies like hiking, rock climbin, clog dancing. Well over the past month sean went from hoodrat to redneck. Last week we went to

just down the road so that he could buy a handgun case for..you guessed it his handgun. Whatevs cabelas is a lot like Bass Pro shops...its like a toy store for the modern outdoorsman. Stocked with just about everything you would need for an upcoming camping/ fishing trip....or and upcoming armageddon. here are a few photos of the trip.. Shout out to lousianna hotsauce...i love that stuff...peace!