Hanging out With Banks Gilberti

Over the past I dunno 2 months....the house i live in has been occupied by people from all walks of life. That was a lie....pretty much there is just pro skiers and Filmer's coming and going. Some from Nova Scotia some from Fernie (which is some place ive never heard of and neither have you up in Canada EH!?) some bro from Franch (france) and most recently these guys from Sweeden who are here on a webisode/ ski mission. They dont talk much but ive seen some of there stuff and it looks pretty sweet. Oh and we also have some lil shit by the name of Banks Gilberti from breckenridge COlorADo. He the most ignant out of everyone cause hes a loose goose. Anyways i caught up with Banks while he wasnt spinning 1260's off of 5ft jumps...so here is the interview...enjoi

Yo bizzle hows salt lake SIZZLE?

BANKS: (laughs) SHIT-E

How much better am I than you at Halo 2?

BANKS: (long pause) you're a DICK....and thats a lie

I heard you did pretty good at the DEW TOUR...how much mountain dew did u drink while there?

BANKS: THe MOST!

If you could own any gun which one would you want to own?

BANKS: ..this question is phrased horribly.. YOU SUCK! ....H&K usp......................I can't wait to kill you with it..(laughs)

Does anyone besides me call you Carlton Banks?

BANKS: one and only!...

So why do you wear a dream catcher connected to ur phone?

BANKS: (laughs) well first off its a phone on a fucking string..and my liscence plate does not say emo..soooo you're dumb.....and now im really gonna kill you with my gun.

So how did it feel to lose to the worst skateboarder in the world (me) at a game of skate?


BANKS: pretty fuckin awsome! seeing that I watched you cry and shit ur pants furiously when i conquered your ass ( no homo)

So I walked into the bathroom last night and immediately my socks were soaked and the bathroom was flooded. Why was the bathroom flooded banks?

BANKS: (laughs)...cause you took a huge shit and the toilet exploded..water everywere.....well you see: I turned on the hot water...and left...THE END!....

How does it feel being a ripe young age of 20...when all of your peers go out and partake in a night of debauchery?

BANKS if by debauchery you mean...your ass stumbling in with puke all over urself 20 mins after you left...then i didnt miss much because i got to watch you contemplate killing yourself while face deep in the toilet.

Ok which state is better? Utah or Colorado...and why?

BANKS: is that a fucking joke! First off there is nothing good about UTAH..and here are the reasons why: #1. you're here #2. a SLIGHT mormon influence #3. hoodrat skiers

So I took you on a tour of the finer thrift stores in SLC...Find anything sweet?

BANKS: ummmm DAMN SKIPPY!

If you could fire anyone connected to surface skis...who would it be?

BANKS: Sean Kauldhusdal.....(laughs)...easy

How does it feel to be French Canadian?

BANKS: unfortunate...............

Who is the illest skier out there...present company excluded?

BANKS: i dont know....i dont really care...

Favorite movie?:

BANKS: damn.....Caddy SHACK

Why do you claim the OC harder than MIscha Barton?

BANKS: ohh myy god......i dont.. i claim the homeland..not the OC

How much of my food have u eaten while you were here?

BANKS: jusst about all of it and boyyyy was it deliscious

Any last words our shout outs?

BANKS: yea: first id like to thank you for being a total dickhead and i hate your guts. I appologize if you have read this.It's misserable Unfortunetaly i'm not that much of a hater..., But if you have made it this far..come checkout my WEBSITE