Regina Spektor

dont know why...but i like this:

D-iirrrrty D does SLC

OK soo its been a long time but i finally got my shit together and put up a video of when my friend DONALD came and visited me out in SL,UT. It was a damn good time. D ray flew in and got to salt lake on wed night. We caught a eat to bite

at cafe rio..then headed back to the house and caught up on old times. Hit the hay. The next morning dirty, sean, blake and I headed up to park city. It was fun weather was a lil cold but we still slashed around. After a few hrs and some colisions between d ray and blind people we headed off to Davanzas for some eats. Next day i had work but when i got off we rolled over to the joint aka Stoneground and had some bomb ass food. Saturday i drove D to downtown shmalt lake and just cruised the big building area and then cruised to Rumbi and got some smooth eats, Headed back to the casa and then the night began. We were drinking some keystones as usual and even my friend from elementary school stopped by to share a night of interesting events with us. A few shots of french alch and we were off. I wont disclose information about where we went cause i'd rather not say.. all i can say was that the place was pretty gay...haha. Um yea funny story... i noticed d ray was dancing with this girl but he had his hands in his pockets. He then stopped dancing with her and came to my vacinity so i asked him why his hands were in his pockets... he replied " man there is no way that girls 18...she looks 14" so we laughed and proceeded to dance to thump music...we then leave the bar and i see d ray asking the girl for proof of age.. so the girl pulls out her ID and d rays calms for a sec... she then tells him that she'll be in LBC and gives him her number... d ray almost right infront of her face throws the number on the ground and walks away.. sooooo funny. Um well ok i'm not gonna sugar coat it... i had way to much to drink that night... and well that Rumbi lunch that d ray and i had erlier in the day...ended up on both the I-80 freeway and blakes truck (sorry mate) anywhoot our plan was to snowboard on that sunday before d ray departed.. we'll that didnt happen cause we were both feeling the effects of the night before..Umm yea this is getting long. Bottom line top line middle line whatever (i never got that expression) D ray coming to Utah was something i deffinetly needed. It can be weird at times not being surrounded by ur best friends but anyways thanks dirty for rollin out twas ignant! heres a video kinda of thing from the trip ...PEACE:

Dray visits salt lake from ben Walters on Vimeo.

road kill cafe

Birds chirping, Deer making an appearance, snow melting... Looks like spring is here in salt lake. One thing Ive noticed about salt Lake is that there is a grande amount of road kill. BAM!.... its 8:30 am..im on my way to hell...a.k.a. work and i notice a dead robin in our neighbors driveway. 8:35 a.m I hop on I-80 towards Lucifer's tavern (work) and zoom zoom right on over to the fast lane...cause if ur not first...you're last ( trademark Ricky bobby) anyways i get about a half mile down the road and see a dead cat...no big deal... ok so i make it to work without further incident... After about 8 hours of hanging out i hit the return road back home. to be honest i don't know what time it was but for mental picture sake ima say its around 6pm. I'm charging thru the last few turns of the 80 above my house when i notice a large hairy beast lying dead in the road...I mean were talkin maybe 300 lb size, and just when i thot to myself " i hope that's rosie odonnel" my worst fears came true. It was Bambi's mother...which doesn't make sense cause I thot that trick died in the movie...but then again its been awhile. No joke like 30 feet past rosie ( the deer) there was another dead road specimen in the shape of a black cat. All i know is that if i was an animal eager to go back out in the first days of spring id definitely think twice. Oh and i dont know if SLC has carcass cleaners like CA does but they just leave these animals laying there so that stupid people and write stupid blogs about them. Madd ignant.
With that being said Blake left to find jesus in the form of big jumps and rock drops? (that was lame) Sean cut his trip short cause hes got the

Wich i forgot to mention... some people at an older age get into hobbies like hiking, rock climbin, clog dancing. Well over the past month sean went from hoodrat to redneck. Last week we went to

just down the road so that he could buy a handgun case for..you guessed it his handgun. Whatevs cabelas is a lot like Bass Pro shops...its like a toy store for the modern outdoorsman. Stocked with just about everything you would need for an upcoming camping/ fishing trip....or and upcoming armageddon. here are a few photos of the trip.. Shout out to lousianna hotsauce...i love that stuff...peace!

more david choe

this guy is amazing

finally

Yo its 3 am utah time...ive had this done for a while but editing complications made it take hella (yes hella) long to finish...nothin too crazy just some goodtimes...with that said im gonna pass out..peace

ski action from ben Walters on Vimeo.

yes please

huh?

Just thinking outloud but for some reason it seems like more people want me around while im not at an easy access. Once I left I all of a sudden I had friends that i didnt usually socialize with. Reason being?....your guess is as good as mine

Hanging out With Banks Gilberti

Over the past I dunno 2 months....the house i live in has been occupied by people from all walks of life. That was a lie....pretty much there is just pro skiers and Filmer's coming and going. Some from Nova Scotia some from Fernie (which is some place ive never heard of and neither have you up in Canada EH!?) some bro from Franch (france) and most recently these guys from Sweeden who are here on a webisode/ ski mission. They dont talk much but ive seen some of there stuff and it looks pretty sweet. Oh and we also have some lil shit by the name of Banks Gilberti from breckenridge COlorADo. He the most ignant out of everyone cause hes a loose goose. Anyways i caught up with Banks while he wasnt spinning 1260's off of 5ft jumps...so here is the interview...enjoi

Yo bizzle hows salt lake SIZZLE?

BANKS: (laughs) SHIT-E

How much better am I than you at Halo 2?

BANKS: (long pause) you're a DICK....and thats a lie

I heard you did pretty good at the DEW TOUR...how much mountain dew did u drink while there?

BANKS: THe MOST!

If you could own any gun which one would you want to own?

BANKS: ..this question is phrased horribly.. YOU SUCK! ....H&K usp......................I can't wait to kill you with it..(laughs)

Does anyone besides me call you Carlton Banks?

BANKS: one and only!...

So why do you wear a dream catcher connected to ur phone?

BANKS: (laughs) well first off its a phone on a fucking string..and my liscence plate does not say emo..soooo you're dumb.....and now im really gonna kill you with my gun.

So how did it feel to lose to the worst skateboarder in the world (me) at a game of skate?


BANKS: pretty fuckin awsome! seeing that I watched you cry and shit ur pants furiously when i conquered your ass ( no homo)

So I walked into the bathroom last night and immediately my socks were soaked and the bathroom was flooded. Why was the bathroom flooded banks?

BANKS: (laughs)...cause you took a huge shit and the toilet exploded..water everywere.....well you see: I turned on the hot water...and left...THE END!....

How does it feel being a ripe young age of 20...when all of your peers go out and partake in a night of debauchery?

BANKS if by debauchery you mean...your ass stumbling in with puke all over urself 20 mins after you left...then i didnt miss much because i got to watch you contemplate killing yourself while face deep in the toilet.

Ok which state is better? Utah or Colorado...and why?

BANKS: is that a fucking joke! First off there is nothing good about UTAH..and here are the reasons why: #1. you're here #2. a SLIGHT mormon influence #3. hoodrat skiers

So I took you on a tour of the finer thrift stores in SLC...Find anything sweet?

BANKS: ummmm DAMN SKIPPY!

If you could fire anyone connected to surface skis...who would it be?

BANKS: Sean Kauldhusdal.....(laughs)...easy

How does it feel to be French Canadian?

BANKS: unfortunate...............

Who is the illest skier out there...present company excluded?

BANKS: i dont know....i dont really care...

Favorite movie?:

BANKS: damn.....Caddy SHACK

Why do you claim the OC harder than MIscha Barton?

BANKS: ohh myy god......i dont.. i claim the homeland..not the OC

How much of my food have u eaten while you were here?

BANKS: jusst about all of it and boyyyy was it deliscious

Any last words our shout outs?

BANKS: yea: first id like to thank you for being a total dickhead and i hate your guts. I appologize if you have read this.It's misserable Unfortunetaly i'm not that much of a hater..., But if you have made it this far..come checkout my WEBSITE