shot in order

Oh what? I forgot i still had this thing...

Kidding!

With the holidays bein chaotic and all that malarky I've been slow too post about the marvelous life I lead. So every-now- and again i Plug in the ol- digital camera...scan some film and reminess on some shitttt.

This one is for Blake Nyman..he claims to eat healthier but on this night...i was crowned king:

thats right blakey....thank me later!

I arrived home one night and saw this heep of unhealthiness:

but really thought nothing of it. I then left only to come back and noticed all of it was gone...and then saw this beast on the couch:

if you ask me ima say he looks pretty suspect..

After losing all that candy and junk food my fat-ass became en-raged. I had to kill something....and what better things to kill than rats...:

and kill i did..!

Fast forward a few days right before x mas...A few friends came into town so i rolled on down too Jose's to vibe with the bros

Dirty bitch d ray was there: ( p.s. Long Beach States newest Graduate)



ohhh wsup mark and sar-uh? and even van-tard showed up..she never goes out so this was rare:



Ok...booo yah Fast forward to x-Mas eve...WEnt over to the grandparents as usual. Did the whole fam-bam thing..id like to say i ate a ton of food..but to be honest there wasnt anything to eat. So instead i just snapped polaroids of,
Tiffany and Evy:


and my cousin Jon and his daughter Pheebs:


as you can tell..they were both super excited to have their picture taken by yours truly

haha

Ok so after the whole family thing i drove up to my dads in wrightwood...yes VAN...wrightwood. Ate a few corn-dogs..and called it a night.

The next morning i woke up and it was Christmas DAY!!!!!
best present anyone could ask for...a plate full of egg's benedict made by me madre:


ahhh soo good. Anyways my dad also got a new dog...and with the recent passing of calie it was nice to have something to BBQ once again:


I dont know what it was...but this year i got straight hooked up by santa. I would post what i got on here but i heard that people look at blogs after x mas..see all the shit people bragg about getting then rob them clean. With that being said...i got 2 shot-guns, 4 glock pistols and 1 hand grenade for shits and gigs. come and test me fools...

Where was I? ok anyways x mas morning after unwrapping my arsenal of weapons i decided to drive up the street to Mountain High...I was greeted by some douche bags with tapout and famous stickerd out lifted 2 wheel drive trucks..bumping lil wayne while putting on their boots.
Ive said it before and i'll say it again... I hate snowboarding...not the sport itself but the pieces of shit that exploit it and promote it in ways that should be punished by death from firing squad. People never understand why i dont "like" snowboarding. I see it different...like the way Jake Phelps feels about skateboarding..i feel the same way about snowboarding ( 100% no one will know who im talking about when i said jake phelps)..Its a love..and when people throw dirt on that love..their is nothing to do but fight for it..

OK woah...kinda got side-tracked...heres 1 picture i got from mtn high:


I ended up only taking 4 runs..it was ok snow my new board was legit..but just wanted to get out of there...and when i did...i showed up to this on the table:


soo bomb..i bet Blake Lewy is bummin right now!

Spoiler Alert ( for blog reading criminals only) I received a Fuji Instax 210 instant camera ( modern polaroid... which they still make film for)

Now i know ur sick and tired of hearing why im backing film over digital...so i'ma tell you why..

Digital cameras are like internet porn...They're dope but when you want to hold that picture or in this case...that boob... it just cant happen..

My new camera is like in the skin real life bumpin and grindin. Instant gratification when you can take a picture and be holding a physical image in hand rather than a eye only image on screen..

OK fuck it bottom line..i snapped a picture of my mom and my dads new dog jack:


my dad and j bone:


and for shits and gigs..got one of my mom wearing a snuggie...bahaha:


shes obviously amped on it..hahah

Ok im out..happy belated holidays and stay safe on new years...i know i wont..PEACE!