OK so i just got back from a mammoth trip with the bros kirk, SAM, and beeq's: it was a pretty swell time...Fishing, camp-fires, no showers, sunburns,early wake-ups, hiking, picturing, catching squirrels, launching squirrels, and all out good times:
The red-neck truck of the year rolled up at about 20 mins b4 5am ...it was filled already and we still had to pick up spam. After some re-organizing and suicidal contemplation we were on the road.
It turns out mojave is actually good for something other than fast food, hot babes, and full sets of teeph. When the sun rises on the town it makes for a pretty sweet picture:
ok ur right...it wasnt that sweet but still cool to see especially with the sun poking through the smoke..(ok enough john denver shit)
buy 6:45 am we all had the i'd rather be sleeping words drifting thru our brains:
i mean look at that picture of sam...dont let those baby blues fool you...he passed out the whole rest of the way after that was taken:
SIKE! i periodically took my point and shoot and snapped pictures of what sam was doin in the back of the truck... most are explicit but this one just says AMERICA!:
and there you have it...just 3 regular bros:
on the open road...
We finally arrived to the Minaret campground at 11ish and then unpacked the truck to set-up camp:
After we unpacked we did what we usually do which is catch rodents that rummage thru our stuff..but that was too east so instead we decided to launch the mini-beasts into the sun filled sky ( no animals were hurt or killed in the making of this video...parental discretion is strongly advised:
rat launch from ben Walters on Vimeo.
So after all that malarky we decided to put on over too Sotcher lake for some fishing...night fishing might I add...but after not catching much when the sun went down it turned into dark lake float-tubing and man soda drinking/ watching shooting stars (no homo)/ satellites:
After running from bears to the truck we went back to camp and had some hot-d's and some smores on the campfire, but then B-Kauf did some weird shit with his eye and we all blacked out:
The next day we went on a hike to Rainbow falls and an extra i dunno 2 miles further for some fish action. We all caught a ton of Brown trout, brook trout, and natural rainbows but i dont have any pictures cause i was nursing my sunburn most of the time:
gross...now i know why im single....moving right along:
After rinsing off in the ass cold river we got ready and went to local mammoth favorite mexican food joint called Robertos and got a Carne Asada Burrito:
and if you loyal people are wondering " yo B? is that better than the carne asada burrito from Tonys Tacos in Heber UT?" the answer is NO!..it was damn good, and i find it weird that i can't find a better burrito joint in SOUTHERN CA, where there is a high population of hispanic folk....i guess the search continues...
After dinner we did some real american shit you know...like standing next to automobile companys that had to be bought out and saved by the gov't:
and pissing on our beautiful country:
we got back and Sam bought a Forty for shits and gigs...even hes surprised:
THen sudenly b-kauf broke out the guitar and started playin some licks:
then sam leaned like a cholo:
The next day i forgot what we did only because i temporarily lost my point and shoot so its hard to remember..especially when u black-out as much as i do...
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wait what just happened?
Oh WHAT! look who rolled into town!:
you guessed it! Kirk aka Kurt Vonegut Kaufmann as seen in Killer bro magazine:
Hes the happiest guy i know...its like when he enters the area...its as is The main street parade in downtown disney just rolled thru ur front porch handing you drug free ice cream and candy...LOVE IT!
So no homo bromance was goin on around the campfire with some grillin of the smorage:
The next day sam took a dip after bro-ing down on some mtn bike action which i didnt attend:
wouldnt be the first time sam's seen this:
The next day kirk, sam and I embarked on a 6700 mile hike into the mountains surrounding mammoth, which im not gonna lie...it was a lil boring...but i need the exercise so I can't complain..which i just did:
Turns out there was a pot of god at the middle of this rainbow...we showed up to some mini lake about halfway thru our fat-er-cise:
Once we finally reached our destination we were all pretty tired and hungers so we just sat around and ate lunch..u know some real hoodrat type stuff...
i then made friends with a sweet little disease carrying frog:
Once back at the campsite I took off once again with B-Kauf this time to startweather lake for some float-tube fishing action. Ben caught every fish that ever set fin in the damn place and i didnt catch anything.. but it was still fun vibing with the other vacationers hearing there stories...oh and then this Bird zoomed into the water and scooped up a trout...thats not something u see everyday:
the night ended with more campfire and bullshiting and before we knew it..the cold ass morning of our last day arrived and it was time to jam...:
goodbye mammoth..until next-time
And remember..Love yourself annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd each-other (copywritght jerry springer)
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