ahhhh rats!

Hey ima post this really quik

My day was cool said whats up to patchett:

And D-Ray:

over a plate of Yakis heart-attack...

then rolled over to newly and poorly renovated Haines Canyon RES:


Then blah blah blah..got home and set a trap....enjoy


hahah...i know i cursed a lot...oh well..Sorry?..but im not...
Im cool with killing these rats because they tormented my dog calie in her last year of life...And with no dog around and house in the middle of re-model..they came to destroy... Only problem was they under-estimated the power of revenge...GOOD RIDDANCE !

shot in order

Oh what? I forgot i still had this thing...

Kidding!

With the holidays bein chaotic and all that malarky I've been slow too post about the marvelous life I lead. So every-now- and again i Plug in the ol- digital camera...scan some film and reminess on some shitttt.

This one is for Blake Nyman..he claims to eat healthier but on this night...i was crowned king:

thats right blakey....thank me later!

I arrived home one night and saw this heep of unhealthiness:

but really thought nothing of it. I then left only to come back and noticed all of it was gone...and then saw this beast on the couch:

if you ask me ima say he looks pretty suspect..

After losing all that candy and junk food my fat-ass became en-raged. I had to kill something....and what better things to kill than rats...:

and kill i did..!

Fast forward a few days right before x mas...A few friends came into town so i rolled on down too Jose's to vibe with the bros

Dirty bitch d ray was there: ( p.s. Long Beach States newest Graduate)



ohhh wsup mark and sar-uh? and even van-tard showed up..she never goes out so this was rare:



Ok...booo yah Fast forward to x-Mas eve...WEnt over to the grandparents as usual. Did the whole fam-bam thing..id like to say i ate a ton of food..but to be honest there wasnt anything to eat. So instead i just snapped polaroids of,
Tiffany and Evy:


and my cousin Jon and his daughter Pheebs:


as you can tell..they were both super excited to have their picture taken by yours truly

haha

Ok so after the whole family thing i drove up to my dads in wrightwood...yes VAN...wrightwood. Ate a few corn-dogs..and called it a night.

The next morning i woke up and it was Christmas DAY!!!!!
best present anyone could ask for...a plate full of egg's benedict made by me madre:


ahhh soo good. Anyways my dad also got a new dog...and with the recent passing of calie it was nice to have something to BBQ once again:


I dont know what it was...but this year i got straight hooked up by santa. I would post what i got on here but i heard that people look at blogs after x mas..see all the shit people bragg about getting then rob them clean. With that being said...i got 2 shot-guns, 4 glock pistols and 1 hand grenade for shits and gigs. come and test me fools...

Where was I? ok anyways x mas morning after unwrapping my arsenal of weapons i decided to drive up the street to Mountain High...I was greeted by some douche bags with tapout and famous stickerd out lifted 2 wheel drive trucks..bumping lil wayne while putting on their boots.
Ive said it before and i'll say it again... I hate snowboarding...not the sport itself but the pieces of shit that exploit it and promote it in ways that should be punished by death from firing squad. People never understand why i dont "like" snowboarding. I see it different...like the way Jake Phelps feels about skateboarding..i feel the same way about snowboarding ( 100% no one will know who im talking about when i said jake phelps)..Its a love..and when people throw dirt on that love..their is nothing to do but fight for it..

OK woah...kinda got side-tracked...heres 1 picture i got from mtn high:


I ended up only taking 4 runs..it was ok snow my new board was legit..but just wanted to get out of there...and when i did...i showed up to this on the table:


soo bomb..i bet Blake Lewy is bummin right now!

Spoiler Alert ( for blog reading criminals only) I received a Fuji Instax 210 instant camera ( modern polaroid... which they still make film for)

Now i know ur sick and tired of hearing why im backing film over digital...so i'ma tell you why..

Digital cameras are like internet porn...They're dope but when you want to hold that picture or in this case...that boob... it just cant happen..

My new camera is like in the skin real life bumpin and grindin. Instant gratification when you can take a picture and be holding a physical image in hand rather than a eye only image on screen..

OK fuck it bottom line..i snapped a picture of my mom and my dads new dog jack:


my dad and j bone:


and for shits and gigs..got one of my mom wearing a snuggie...bahaha:


shes obviously amped on it..hahah

Ok im out..happy belated holidays and stay safe on new years...i know i wont..PEACE!

no subjekt?

Scanned a cupple pics into the comp..thats all


R.I.P


I also have ADDDDDD so when its 1am and everyone else is asleep im out in the garage rummaging thru stuff that isnt mine. Since i have an addiction to old fotographs i grabbed a box that looked to be filled with em. I was right...

This is of my Uncle john and ted and other bros straight chillen.. SCope the mustaches...SOOOO MONEY!


These are of my grandpa...hes my hero..nuff said:



It turns out my grandpa was also Sean Connery...who knew?


resemblance?
I always thot they looked a lot alike. Only thing is that Connery is a Scotsman and my grandpa has a pretty thick English accent.
I dunno.. I also stumbled across some more of him with his corvette. Wish he still had it....VROOM?

If you notice in most of these pictures my grandpas always got a Coors in hand..if thats not gangster i dont know what is.

Before i got a harley ( yes..i know...im fuckin kewl) I didnt bring it home for 2 months cause i didnt know how to break to my mom that i was about too cut my life expectancy in half. Then i found these puppies:


How sketchy is that. Tandem dune jumping...Im not even dumb enough to do that...and I kill bugs for a living..

what?

OK im out

Hayy gurl...is he everything you wanted in a man?

Sorry justin timbalakes song be running through my dome currently ( no homo).

ANyways i recently went to ma boy Dirty Deezles apt in Long beach for some good old fashioned bro-ing and maxed relaxin. Only problem is that when i got there...D-ray went from life experiencer to straight up Gamer:


So after i got back from Ninja Assassin ; )....i munched some archys b-fast burrito...Which off the record...dopest dope ive ever smoked... and dirty was still gaming away...Oh well i guess
The next morning dirty and I went to the RVCA werehouse sale in costa mesa. Bahhh fuck lines..we waited in this:

which took a good 2 hrs or so to get thru.
The line was worth it tho..I had a price list i would have scanned in but d ray kept asking me for it..even tho he had one in his pocket i ended up giving him mine.
WE both came up on a trash bag each at a fraction of the price..
RVCA wars fool:


SPOILER ALERT!!!
Fuckin A thats good cake... D:Rays in his last week of College...Id like to take this time to congratulate the lil bugger on his success!! DEANS LIST BABY!!!!!!( he also wanted me to tell everyone he hasnt worn jeans with sandals ( mandals) since 04'...just in case yall was wonderin)
SO dirty bein all excited about the big day...what does he go out and buy....

a fucking backpack?.....he was so amped on it that he wore it in his apt the rest of the day..
He may have a bachelors in Political Science...but hes also got a Masters in retardation.

Im kidding d...you know i luh you...( homo)...wait what?

Oh well i figured id leave you with this...saw it while goin to sun thrift today with B-Cough...:

Now i know its a baseball player with a catcher behind him...but to the untrained eye..it looks like a man about to hit a kid with a baseball bat in the head...

food for thought i guess...PEACE!

foto scan

Im sleepin with Tiger...there...i said it:

beeq spray

Bkauf white stuff at face from ben Walters on Vimeo.

Bear attack #1

Hey there america. Ben " what the F am I doing with my life" Walters here with another fantastic product:

R.I.P Billy Mays..

Word so this sunday a few friends and I went up to Big Bear to get some early season snowboarding in. It was a dewsy...but on the drive up things almost took a rather dangerous turn.
We were tailing the worlds coolest car ( PT Cruiser) when on a turn it decided to do a 360...The best part about it was that the driver of the sweet mobile was trippin.. He was spinning the wheel every wich way. Now as we were watching this man freak out we hit the same patch of ice...and decided to do some sliding of our own...right toward douche-in the PT. WE BARELY missed clipping this guys hood. We then proceeded to BMR without further incident.

Booyah g ma! Winter came early to Big Bear along with 12 total inches in just a few days....
Sam and I started the day off right with some smooth breakfast burritos:

With the beginning of the season out came all the sports retards in their bright ass outfits:

...Its funny...I actually wrote a book on what people should wear snowboarding...it goes like this

Snowboard Fashion: By Ben Walters
Don't wear bright colors to make a statement or stand out... matter of fact..Don't snowboard at all.

THE END...

OK where was i? Oh yea we were snowboarding...umm the weather was iffy and they were blowing snow all day:

(look at how baggy the fool on the lefts pants are....) classic

Not ideal weather but we still had some good laps..here is a video of the day..CIAO:

Bear Mountain 11/29/09 from ben Walters on Vimeo.

Space Jam Garden

If i had one guess...then I guess im just new Orleans

Heyy foolios...Recently scanned some polaroids into my computer so here they be:

D-Rays kickin it jammin to some lil wayne:


Caught a snap shot of my Grandpa on Thanksgivin:


This is a picture of a rat messed up by a weak ass trap...it twitched for a minute then took off..bastard:


This was my fav ( non creepa) its a polar of my cousin Jeff and Shannons son Owen:

sup fooooool!

booyah!

Ignancy from ben Walters on Vimeo.

sign at the dotted line

saw this guy while driving thru burbank yesterday...he was maddddd good at flippin...backin his style:

sign flip from ben Walters on Vimeo.

oh wahhht fool

Hooolalalalaaaa

So this weekend was rather uneventful. Things still went down.
Had a lil bbq/ punch forward ( same thing as a kick back but words in dif motion ya dig) slammed some man sodas and even got down on some beer pong BRO:

Montes went pre-madonna and put gloves on cause his lil fingas were coldsies:

We then moved that shiii in-doors, cause we eventually sided with Alex and agreed that it was too cold outside:


Oh wsup Patches:


Nothin like dorritos and ranch...right wop?


At this part of the night people started getting roudy...as usual Junior thot he could take patchett and patchett thought he could take the oven...both lost:


Homie fotos:




then the night ended...
The next morning kirk Kaufmann Dun called me and said he was in town from big bear...so i told him to walk down to my casa to scope out the new moped....and scope he did:


BAHAHAH that foto..

SAm came down as well...figured hed give it a whirl:


Oh i forgot to mention..it was Kirks birthday.. HAPPY BDAY fool!
He wanted some good american heart-attack...so naturally we went over too tommys and got our clogged arteries on:


WTF is in that stuff:


And that'll doo it folks...hope u had a good weekend..PEACE