call at her all

Sean got mad at me cause I posted that video of the creepy girl tap dancing...said it was immoral and mean not to respect someone whos on there outs.......sorry?

heres my resp to shaun white and its dialogue from the movie Collateral:

Vincent: Max, six billion people on the planet, you're getting bent out of shape cause of one fat guy.
Max: Well, who was he?
Vincent: What do you care? Have you ever heard of Rwanda?
Max: Yes, I know Rwanda.
Vincent: Well, tens of thousands killed before sundown. Nobody's killed people that fast since Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Did you bat an eye, Max?
Max: What?
Vincent: Did you join Amnesty International, Oxfam, Save the Whales, Greenpeace, or something? No. I off one fat Angelino and you throw a hissy fit.
Max: Man, I don't know any Rwandans.
Vincent: You don't know the guy in the trunk, either.

Low Life

If I am writing this that means i didnt die from the hobo bite...but I am not out of the woods yet...cause i still have a lump on my arm.. FUCK IT THO!....On a more happy note gas prices Gas Prices GAS PRICES! are dropping fast so get it while its hot. Utah has hecka hella good gas prices and its actually 40 cents cheepah then when I started back in 1986..pick up stix... here's prooph:

and heres how much it cost's to fill up from fumes:

hurry up and stock up on gasolina before OPEC reduces production on oil and were phucked again...peace

Sean-Lyfe

Word so I was sittin in my chilly domicile and was thinkin to myself what i should write about..and since sean likes to talk so much shit on me i called his mom and had her send me a tape of his younger days when he used to dance...anyways here it is....enjoi

Araknaph-uchyoubitch

Word...so a few weeks ago I was bit by a bug...no big deal right...only this bit made was the size of a half dollar and felt like a puffy bruise.....oh well u know ive been bit by worse things...RAWR...anyways one night sean and i were sitting on my bed...do i even need to say it?...i will.. NO HOMO! and from what i believe the bug aka FUCKINBatGuano came running across my sheets. Sean ov course jumped up and ran away like a lil girl and since im an ex MMA trainer i landed a few death blows and elbows....long story short...the fucker died. Anyways i got bit again....this time on the arm...

i imediatly knew that FUCKINbatguano must have summoned his friends from the grave to give there vendetta on my tasty arm...a plan that was deemed sucessful. But i will always get the last laugh. I got out of the shower today sat down on my bed...and had a hefty spider run up my arm..turn around then ran across my pants... Needless to say I caught the beast in a cup while it prepaired for its demise. Plan A was spray computer cleaner spray into the cup then light it on fire.. well the plan didnt work cause we all know flames and heat rise so they left the cup in a matter of seconds and the spider at the bottom along with it. Plan B wich is the best plan of all.... SoAK the bitch ass trick in RAID while BLake lewis called PETA on me...then light it on fire...cause we all know fire is the worst form of death... plan b worked....the lil spidey that could chu chu'd his way to spider hell while crackling and screeeching. leonitus once said " THIS IS SPARTAAA!"......my resp to spider incident was " THIS IS FUPA!" now i dont know what that means but i wanted to add a quote so that was it.
in the bottom lower zone of the cup u can see the skelleton of what i now know is called a HOBO spider.

Oh and hes a fun fact now i got this from the worst source possible wich is sean..but he said someone told him that these spiders can be more poisoness than black widows....wich freaked me out.. not cause of the rare intellegence that came out of seans mouth but the fact that i could really be fuq'd.
here is a picture of the hobo spider:

Upon further investigation I was reading stories of people that have been bit by the same spider and they say if not treated it could cause permanent skin tissue death....great!...heres a pic of someone that musta been bit by the queen bee...or shall i say hobo spider:

What should I do if I get bit?
Consult a physician. In extreme cases where the bite was not taken care of early, skin graft, amputation, and the possibility of bone marrow failure may occur.
yea right Bill...its nothing a few Keystones cant handle..Right D?
peace out and if i die..tell ur friends i died doing something hero-ic i will not let my legacy be " the man who died from a spider bite"
off to hell...peace!

space exploration

keep the dream alive

video from the otha night and shred

Word so I woke up and put on my blue suede shoes loaded up the protege5 and proceeded norph to brighton resort with my homo no homo roomate sean. It was a fun day of freeriding wich by the way hows it called freeriding if im paying $45 scrills to ride 3 runs with 3 lifts..whatever heres some fotos and there will be a vid at the bottom...ciao!

first chair ride of the season for me at least...this was seans 10th time...but thats what happens when you ride the shortbus:

here is sean rock droppin? sorry comp went gay didnt post big foto:

sean again:

and a nose pic to end the day..enjoy the video

techno-locigal advancement

roses are red
violets are blue
If your looking at me
then whos looking at you,
a behind the screen creeper eyes locked on your face
He knows ur password to facebook and is logged into YOUR myspace
He stole your information and has video from last night
The worst part about it is that hes never in sight
You will never seen mr Hacker but he always sees you
In this type of situation whats a person to do?
Some empires will rise while many will fall
His name aka Mr Kaldhusdal

here are some examples of comp-creeping but dont worry everyone knew they was bein watched:
kirk got me no homo:

i got chase in nether never nether lands and van-illa in SF:

this fotos actually funny.. Its kirk and i when we were like 12 both on rollerblades in kirks backyard..anyways whats funny is you know the pictures that are posted in the back of school year-books with say a portrait of you and it says " dear amy...your the best daughter ever..have fun being a hoodrat" or whatever...well this was posted in my senior year book and it said "kirk and ben...blah blah blah keep having fun" or something like that..thanks parents..as if i didnt have it bad enough:( jk i think its funny)

got these lovely ladies after some sweet talk and what looks to have been a creepy joke..dunno why there laughing:


Woord up home slizzles and b grizzles? Ive been lagging on this ish lately big time...anyways ive been up to the same ol shit of work and doing nothing...But tomarrow im goin to Brighton to shred some ice for $45..lucky me...but f it...i needa get out and start smiling again.
Anyways last night we went to watch superstar Blake Nyman sign autographs for the lucky people of Salt Lake City...lets just say hes like the Justin Timberlake of the ski community....there were crowds of girls flocking to his table lookin for pictures with him and ov course autographs.....ill paraphrase something he wrote on some young philly's poster " kill your neighbors dog..and blame it on slayer" touche BLN toucheeee
Oh word so yea.. we ( shake-n-blake, Sean, Bryan, and I) went and had a guys night out.....(no homo..come on what do u take me for) anywizzle we went to benihanas and got some damn good food and headache giving saki but F it cause to quote a brilliant man by the name of Dave Chappelle " Its a celebration bitch's"...didnt snap any fotos of the onion volcano just cause i didnt want to be clich'e matter of fact didnt take any pictures at b-hanas cause i was in-tuned to some emo fuck spilling his guts to his friends about how hes the champ at beer pong wich off the record...no ones the champ...there.....i said it...anyways this guy was prolly bout 20 with a 13 year olds voice. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK off bitch bah!
Oh back to b hanas bottom line it was good Bryan is the shit and picked up the bill in return for me pickin up his 007 movie ticket wich by the way...is only cool to people who ski 185 hellbents and lose fones like its there job. um in short saki hurt my head...movie was ok but i wont admit that um the actress Olga Kurylenko mucho hottt...fun night it slc for sure..heres some real ish documentation....cause im not an aspiring writer our bloody journo...

here is Blake. Where? running off a wall. Why? Cause he can

here is fun boys shaun and blayke runnig off some more walls

here is sean white...sorry.. um he actually just got jumped into the bloods i mean c mon black and red lumberjack with a iced out nine and bandana around his face so the PO dont know who shot dey daughter...hes lucky i didnt wear my blue L-jack or we woulda had some type of turf war;

My bad i just realized all my pics were shot on huge format so bare with the small fotos: Here's blake and bryan gaming away..wich is something i've never ever ever seen them do before:

here again is blake and sean...seans tryin to out-do blakes blast...and blake tried to out-do mine...bottom like like the old saying goes " the early bird gets the worm" but in this case " the dope weight lifting champ of slc gets the biggest whack" no homo:

this shot was taken right before we left " A pedaphiles Dream" to see double 0' ma gawd this movie sucks (007). In this photo blakes anal-yzing the precission of spidermans wall climbing abilities...dont get to far ahead of yourself young grasshoppa;


if ur lucky i might put a short vid of the night as well...peace out world!

funny stuff

watch this ish....hahah it starts off a lil slow but watch the faces...no QOTD today..better luck next time

QOTD( quote of the day)

I know i know..ive been lagging on the quote of the day but sean just inspired a new one...and hes actually the author of it:

" i really want to stick my dick in a dolphins blow-hole"
" i bet its nice and lubricated cause waters always coming out of it"


DTF?

Fisrt snow slide some metal

Yo peeps..so it snowed quite a bit a few days ago, so naturally joined a crew of 2 plankers and went up the street to rail gardens.. shot and made a quik lil edit...enjoi

more than opinion

the QOTD comes from one of if not my favorite movies of all time.

"The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on the nose, the second time someone calls you a horse you call him a jerk but the third time someone calls you a horse, well then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle."

basically if one person says you're something thats just opinion...but if 2 maybe 3 people say the same thing...then its probably fact...

QOTD( quote of the day)

"i thought i was fucked and i knew i was fucked..while i was fucked"
artist.....DAVID CHOE:

wtf am i doing with my life

this is shitty but i finished it to finish it..ya dig?

Boring cold monday

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hustle and flow: Quote of the day

"There are two types of people: those that talk the talk and those that walk the walk. People who walk the walk sometimes talk the talk but most times they don't talk at all, 'cause they walkin'. Now, people who talk the talk, when it comes time for them to walk the walk, you know what they do? They talk people like me into walkin' for them."

Coby Karl

Somedays you wake up and you look outside to see sunshine and immediately there is a smile on your face. Other days you wake up to rain clouds and falling leaves. Today was one of those gloomy days..and just when i thought it couldnt get any worse...i learned that the Lakers Organization cut the only good thing goin for them other than having the best damn team on the planet...he goes by the name of Coby Karl

Dear Coby: I love you...the END
Speaking of Coby...my boy KOBE BRYANT is the shit... dont worry haters...hes better than you at basketball...hell i bet if he picked up chess he'd outplay you 10-fold....so get to talkin all ur ish on how Kobe aint shit...because if i've learned one thing in 22 years of life...its that facts out-weigh opinion ... the facts are there..KOBE owns all