Saturday, June 27, 2009

What else can i say? I love LA (cell fone pictchas)

Holla to my long lost friends, enemies, and mafia syndicates. Sorry meeshka for puttin you on blast...wasnt cool of me too do...SO yea....sorry, you can still hate me just like you wanted too all along.
Enough of that! im feelin good, some people might ask why? did i win the lotto?....nope. Did i pull the most perfect girl in town...never. Do i just feel good to be alive..YUUUUUUP. On the day after we lost a Pop legend Mikey mike Jackson and Farrah Fawcett, i realize more and more thats lifes short...be happy..i can't express that enough and i know i talk about it a lot but really...think about it (chime in with the jeopardy (sp) music) OK. so ive heard mixed thoughts on the MJ passing on situation...some are like " damn he was an icon...changed the music industry for-ev-errrr" which he did. Fuck the scandals and all the bullshit surrounding his personal life and look at what he did. N*sync wouldnt be around...not sayin i love N*sync but i like Justin timberlake (no homo), matter of fact ill give you a short insight of a convo i had with my friend d ray the other day:

Ben: Yo d ray, rat dirt....you backin Justin Timberlake?

D-Ray: Oh my god B...im'a tell you this once and one time only...If ANYOne has a problem with Jt..and i mean anyone...then they got a problem with me..and we can settle that shit on the b-ball court...( that might be a little off but fuq it

or something like that. Oh shit i almost forgot....if any of you loyal nookspot fans remember...i made a tribute video staring d ray...and on more than 1 occasion i wrote " lakers in 09" or Lakers in 09 pre-claim.....GUESS what MO FUGGAS!..WE DID it and too quote weezy " NO SHAQ.....NO RObERT HORRY".......damn it feels good to be a gangsta...congrats to the boys in purp and gold...and too all you haters out there, nothin short of i told you so... Oh and i guess big ups to d ray...had i not crashed at the nook a year ago i woulda never become a bigger laker lover...my hats off to you...
anyways where was I? oh yea.... Michael Jackson...anyone remember Jackson 5....are you kidding me? that shit is revolutionary..even the haters know the words to his songs...and haters hate everything. Put on ABC and that will make a biker bar turn into a dance hall. damn and too all the people who are like "man fuck Michael Jackson... raped all dem kids" u wanna know what i think? fuq it ill tell you anyways i feel that the stupid jackson family forced all there kids to grow up so soon that they missed the greater parts of there childhoods. all mike is tryin to do is rekindle some past times. Shit ok non creepah hangin out with kids lets you be young again...when a kids not crapping him or herself or crying...its usually smiling...lookin at new things cause everything is new and un-tainted..there just ready to live.. so i get hangin out with kids in a non creeper way...and if its really that weird to see a young person hangin with an adult then its time to arrest all parents out there. Peple needa lighten up and stop bein so ignorant (ignant)...
Bah enough with that...
OK the real reason im writing is A: cause i rarely have internet, and B: i wanted to write a review of a restaurant that my main man Donald Ray (d-ray..nowww youuuu knowwww) once told me bout its called El SOL, in montrose CA:

Now I think when i was younger my mom took me there but I didnt remember if it was good or not. So after all the hyping that d ray has done over the years...sam and I ( along with d-ray) went to feast at EL SOL ( which means...the sun in spanish...in case u ditnt know).


OK so first thing d ray says is "they have by far the best chips and salsa" which i 100% agree on....thats 1 point for Dirty.
It was pretty cool not gonna lie. Donnies been goin to El Sol since he was a zygote ( copywrite don-ray) so when we walked in the owner Manny was like hey shit-bitch...woops i mean Don.. (i added the first part) but really hes a local...so local that when we ordered he didnt even look Donalds way, he already knew "carnitas burrito..no avacado..and whatever" so anyways i went with the same thing...and im really not a pork fan.. But this was one of my favorite park meals....it was thin shredded but not all dry like you would get at other places.. smothered in green sauce with rice and beans:

Pretty damn good...off the record , Ton'y tacos in Heber Utah still is the best carne asada burrito ever! ill put money on it)
um ok back to EL SOL... one of the coolest parts of this place is that Manny the onwer connects with people...walks up introduces himself even shakes your hand and seems genuine about it... even this sweet lil g-ma walked in cane and all...he sat her down and asked her what her name was..and she seemed complete for the day like someone actually cared, she even talked to him for a moment..i mean manny bein from mexico and noticeably not fluent in english sat there and gave her the time of day... so blah blah blah before i start tearing up here is my rating scale

Authenticity: 8
Food: 8
Customer service?: 10!!!
OVERALL SATISFaction: 9

thanks dirty for my first restaurant review...and RIP MJ and Farrah Fawcett.