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Holler players.

Yo fools...its hot outside which means 2 things are about to happen..
#1 I will prolly go snowboarding sometime soon. I really hope to get as loose as possible and post some of that explicit shred content that everyone is garg-a-ling for.

#2: It's riding season. NO! i wasnt talking about snowboard's, Skis, or those ugly ass sketcher butt toning shoes equiped with heeleys....

IM talkin bout motorcycles....and i hopped on the wagon just like everyone else did.. Bought a harley...a 3/4 helmet and kissed my future goodbye. The way i figure ill be dead in just a few short years if 2012 doesnt get me..

Aight so this past sunday my dad:

His friend joe and I decided to take a put out to Ventura.
WE hopped on the 210 and Joe thot it was a legit idea to start the ride of with a mellow 85mph speed up. Now i know 85 isnt much..esp when those fags on crotch rockets go that fast in 2nd gear...but it was sketch...Ive got a thin ass front tire and no windshield ( they're gay)...so i was bein pulled off my bike. My hoodrat dad eventually caught up and said to keep it mellow.. So mellow it was.
We then hopped on the 126 wich is super legit. All you folk who've got girlfriends...take em on this road..its pretty..its mellow, and there is no reception so they can't turn on horrid country music...( belly button?)
Oh wait i got lost...aight so anyways Joe's bike wasn't up to the torture he had bestowed upon it..so he had to pull out half way ( thats what she said) :



Peace out joe!...and we hit the road........jack......

Aite so we exited california st off the 101 and went to main. The place is sweet..a few thrift stores tons of hip ass cafe's and a grip of stupid rich urban motorcycle enthusiests jamming around with their flame helmets and leather chaps
aka...KOOKS!

WE paid homage to the Ventura HA club-house and then zooma zoom zoom'd over to andria's for some grindage.


The place is sick..long line to get in..but right on the water. I grabbed a seat outside in a packed deck..that unfortunatley sat under a shit-bird tree. My dad actually got bombed 2 maybe 3 times..I felt bad.


After snapping some bird shots my dad slammed this on the table:

you guessed right...Thats a whole tray dedicated to sauces... Woof my dads on a whole new level of LOCO
( i def used a good amount of em)

Now i bet you're wondering what i got at this known for its fish and chips type place...

here it is...


chicken fingers? ...yea i dont even know what to say...ima idiot.. But my dad threw back some halibut fish-n-chips that looked flashy..

ART:

bahhh..i felt like such a shoobie using that dam color grab funtion on my digi-cam. Woof , i only hate cause i see so many of those pictures where only certain colors are show-cased and i know the people taking em think 1 thing and 1 thing only, " damn...im a really good photographer".. when the truth is...you're a reeet reeet..dont quit ur day job people...

woah..that was a lil negative rant..oh well

Aight so we gear'd back up and headed back up the 126...Stopped at a fruit stand and sputterd back to L.A..

truely was a real good time...something I will do again in the near near future...

p.s. my seat is super uncomfortable so i was wiped out:


but still made it by Joe's to talk shit and let him know hes a goomba for thinking he could take his bike on a lengthy ride after letting it sautee in his garage for 3 month's


woof..

heres a video..its not cool so u shouldnt waste ur time by watching it....CIAO!:

riding season hoodmilf from ben Walters on Vimeo.