Bear attack #1

Hey there america. Ben " what the F am I doing with my life" Walters here with another fantastic product:

R.I.P Billy Mays..

Word so this sunday a few friends and I went up to Big Bear to get some early season snowboarding in. It was a dewsy...but on the drive up things almost took a rather dangerous turn.
We were tailing the worlds coolest car ( PT Cruiser) when on a turn it decided to do a 360...The best part about it was that the driver of the sweet mobile was trippin.. He was spinning the wheel every wich way. Now as we were watching this man freak out we hit the same patch of ice...and decided to do some sliding of our own...right toward douche-in the PT. WE BARELY missed clipping this guys hood. We then proceeded to BMR without further incident.

Booyah g ma! Winter came early to Big Bear along with 12 total inches in just a few days....
Sam and I started the day off right with some smooth breakfast burritos:

With the beginning of the season out came all the sports retards in their bright ass outfits:

...Its funny...I actually wrote a book on what people should wear snowboarding...it goes like this

Snowboard Fashion: By Ben Walters
Don't wear bright colors to make a statement or stand out... matter of fact..Don't snowboard at all.

THE END...

OK where was i? Oh yea we were snowboarding...umm the weather was iffy and they were blowing snow all day:

(look at how baggy the fool on the lefts pants are....) classic

Not ideal weather but we still had some good laps..here is a video of the day..CIAO:

Bear Mountain 11/29/09 from ben Walters on Vimeo.

Space Jam Garden

If i had one guess...then I guess im just new Orleans

Heyy foolios...Recently scanned some polaroids into my computer so here they be:

D-Rays kickin it jammin to some lil wayne:


Caught a snap shot of my Grandpa on Thanksgivin:


This is a picture of a rat messed up by a weak ass trap...it twitched for a minute then took off..bastard:


This was my fav ( non creepa) its a polar of my cousin Jeff and Shannons son Owen:

sup fooooool!

booyah!

Ignancy from ben Walters on Vimeo.

sign at the dotted line

saw this guy while driving thru burbank yesterday...he was maddddd good at flippin...backin his style:

sign flip from ben Walters on Vimeo.

oh wahhht fool

Hooolalalalaaaa

So this weekend was rather uneventful. Things still went down.
Had a lil bbq/ punch forward ( same thing as a kick back but words in dif motion ya dig) slammed some man sodas and even got down on some beer pong BRO:

Montes went pre-madonna and put gloves on cause his lil fingas were coldsies:

We then moved that shiii in-doors, cause we eventually sided with Alex and agreed that it was too cold outside:


Oh wsup Patches:


Nothin like dorritos and ranch...right wop?


At this part of the night people started getting roudy...as usual Junior thot he could take patchett and patchett thought he could take the oven...both lost:


Homie fotos:




then the night ended...
The next morning kirk Kaufmann Dun called me and said he was in town from big bear...so i told him to walk down to my casa to scope out the new moped....and scope he did:


BAHAHAH that foto..

SAm came down as well...figured hed give it a whirl:


Oh i forgot to mention..it was Kirks birthday.. HAPPY BDAY fool!
He wanted some good american heart-attack...so naturally we went over too tommys and got our clogged arteries on:


WTF is in that stuff:


And that'll doo it folks...hope u had a good weekend..PEACE

Puch me..until i get my..Satisfaction

Hey there lads and ladies...Thanks too everyone who takes the time out of their days to check out this blog...and those who sent condolences over my passing pup.

With that bein said...lets get down to bidness shall we?

OK so on a day off i had this week I woke up and scoped out Craigslist cause i've been trying to find a Moped that I could restore.
Ive been looking for a few months now and on this day I finally found what i was looking for. What I wanted was a Puch Magnum...which is a mid to late 1970's moped.


Thats a picture of the same one as mine..only that ones in damn near close to perfect condition. I would show a picture of the one that i got...but people will prolly have too much shit to talk...so i'ma just do without it.
The reason why i chose this make and model over others is cause with a little bit of money and creativity i could make it look like this:


I'm writing this as if any of u care..
Oh well so anyways My boy Patch and I want to restore some of these and then throw them in the back of the truck and drive up to SF to blast around.. I guess blast isnt the correct word. Moped stock do anywere from 25-35.. But with gearing and motor mods ive seen some go 50+ which is pretty legit. Oh and most of them get 100+ MPG...eat ur heart out Prius..

heres some pics of close ups on the bike as u can tell work will nee to be done:



I know it will be a fun little winter project...im pretty excited

Oh and i neglected to say it starts first kick...eat ur heart out bitches...something thats just under 40 years old still rollin...im out!

Calie

Dogs at times are funny creatures, but more than anything they are the most loyal beings I have ever come across. 13 years ago my dad found that in the likes of a hyper active Australian Sheppard that my mom named Calie. She was the best at keeping everyone in the house safe...so much that she wouldnt let anyone near it. Whenever id move away and it was just my mom in our house id still feel that she was safe, mostly cause she had Calie around. Above all, the way dogs act are what many Humans should aspire too. I know that if i was at home sleeping and a someone came in and whistled for me too come too them i'd gracefully decline...not dogs tho...they're there for you thick and thin...rain or shine...or any other methaphor you wish to add. With that said...Rest in peace CAL..

calie rest in peace from ben Walters on Vimeo.